LONDON - The situation is causing a stir, but as Liam says "it's normal" when it's about the Gallaghers.
The new "woke" Gallaghercest fankids dream is coming true. Men can give birth, and this is the first famous case, that is gonna change the world.
Liam and Noel apologised for insulting Lgbt fans, calling them fucking spastics and fucking idiots. A source said Noel got angry and sodomised Liam and the result is not a "fucking faggot" as they say, but a pregnancy that unfortunately will hopefully at least postpone the reunion tour, for which the fans spent a lot of money and many had frauds.
No info yet about reunion tickets refunds. What is known is that Liam's corporations decided not to go ahead with the concerts.
Oasis historic fans are disappointed because Oasis were one of the few bands against politically correct, that was against Oasis spirit. But men pregnancy was not an utopia of communists that Noel hates.
As a couple, the brothers are gonna argue more often, with Liam's ruined voice a risk for the length of the world tour gigs.
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