Balotelli first goal

MILANELLO - @ 0:58, first goal for AC Milan, in less than 24 hours that he's here

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Sinead O'Connor refused Noel Gallagher

LONDON - Same old story, they don't know what else to write to keep the media darling alive... 'cause the poor victim is dying soon. He already has brain scans and glandular fever for months, 'cause you know, "in 2015 he could have a cancer so no Oasis reunion, not even for starving children".
Sinead O'Connor has let a secret slip that proves the extent of Noel Gallagher’s hedonism in the Nineties.
The Irish singer says the Low Lying Turds man proposed to her when he was the worse for wear at a festival in Amsterdam during the fug of Britpop.
She said: “Noel once asked me to marry him, just before he married Meg Mathews. “He won’t remember as he was off his face at a festival in Amsterdam.” These days Sinead is more concerned with getting Noel to talk to his brother Liam. Told by music mag Uncut that Liam thinks she’s cool, she said: “I’m so glad to hear from Liam, because I, as a mammy, am not happy that he and his brother aren’t getting along well – and their poor mammy must be very upset. “Tell Liam I love him and his brother and I’d like them to get on with each other. “Do it for mammy’s sake, yer feckers!”
Spoken like a true woman of the cloth.

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Mario is here: video

MILAN - Mario Balotelli arriving @ Malpensa airport, wearing an AC Milan scarf. Beautiful sun, he must have seen the difference with England ahahaha 

Tonight eating @ classic Giannino restaurant with Galliani. 

He said he ran away from Manchester City the second he heard AC Milan wanted him. He will be taking a pay cut to join the team he supported as a boy. 

Official presentation on Friday night @ legendary San Siro stadium, "La Scala" theatre of football. 

more to add soon, stay tuned ;)

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ooohhhhh Balotelliiiii @ AC Milan

MILAN - As anticipated, Milan channel: OFFICIAL: HABEMUS MARIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AC Milan website is blocked, too many visits. Tomorrow @ airport. 

As always, hilarious comments from England: they say Balotelli will now score a lot of goals because Italian defences are weak ahahahaha yeah, like in England with these results: 6-1, 7-2, etc. very strong defences... 

Italians are so weak that a certain Messi could score only on penalty in all the games against Italian clubs, and even one called Antonini ridiculed him. Not to mention Nesta @ Camp Nou. 

Oh but they're not following football very carefully... they even say it's "irrelevant" and "based in fantasy" ahahahaha now you can see why England never wins anything, they don't know anything. So irrelevant and based in fantasy that AC Milan, 18 international trophies, is the best club in football history, Inter Milan 9 international trophies, total: 27, first football city in the world. 

So weak that England was so scared when facing Italy, that they made sure to stay away from the goal and Italy dominted the game.

ROSICAAAAAAAAAA INGLESE TE RODE ER CULOOOOOO (detto in latino)

Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker, who returned to Twitter this week after self-imposed exile, said: 'Seems like Mario Balotelli is on his way to Milan. Must say, I think I'll miss the madness'.

English people urinating on Balotelli car, congratulations... classic losers. 

they will blame it on alcohol... nah no brains and no balls to do it here

shame this wanker can't do it here, short dick half men.

"The incident occurred near Indian restaurant Zouk where Balotelli had parked before meeting friends for a meal. A witness told that the troublemakers were singing Manchester United songs."... oh the scum, feel sorry for them.

"the urinator was identified, mocked for the size of his manhood (ahahahahaha), reported to the Greater Manchester Police, and then deleted his account."

Oh ma dov'è finita la famosa "prelazione dell'Inter" che dicevano i loro dirigenti? sparita, forse perchè non è consentita dal regolamento eh? ci fosse una volta che lo conoscono...
E la Juve che disturba?
Solita ignoranza di Chirico (e pensare che sarebbe persino il suo lavoro! povera Italia...)
"Balotelli ne ha sbagliati di rigori"... non ne ha mai sbagliati.
"Con l'Irlanda ha segnato? non ha fatto una gran partita"...
è entrato a FINE partita e ha segnato, nonostante gli irlandesi che lo insultavano...
"Balotelli non ha mai fatto niente"...
dubito che Chirico sia italiano...
giusto per citare le più famose:
Europei 2012, Germania-Italia 2 gol di Balotelli, ecc.
FA Cup, Balotelli man of the match nella finale, prima coppa vinta in 35 anni
storico derby Manchester United-City 1-6 in trasferta, mai successo, Balotelli protagonista, segna i primi 2 gol
assist decisivo di Balotelli in City-Qpr, primo campionato vinto in 44 anni
ricordo anche qualche gol decisivo nell'Inter quando era proprio un ragazzino
ecc.
Immancabili i comunisti che neanche di calcio capiscono una mazza e si attaccano a tutto pur di attaccare il solito obiettivo (si attaccassero al cazzo...). Se Berlusconi non avesse detto della "mela marcia" nella sua strategia, il City non lo avrebbe venduto così facilmente o quantomeno avrebbero chiesto più soldi, diminuito quasi della metà in 10 giorni e pagabili a rate su più anni. Vuole essere Silvio a fargli mettere la testa a posto, vuole essere protagonista sempre. Non hanno ancora capito che ogni singola cosa che dice un personaggio così in vista come il furbacchione Silvio è calcolata, per provocare, suscitare reazioni contro di lui, ecc.
Non vi resta che rosicare.

Pompilio: "Balotelli non ha vinto nulla":
- 1 Champions League
- 3 Serie A
- 1 Coppa Italia
- 1 capocannoniere Coppa Italia a 17 anni
- 1 capocannoniere Euro 2012, Italia 2° posto
- 1 campionato inglese, il primo del City in 44 anni,
pure con assist finale del gol decisivo
e lo storico 1-6 nel derby di Manchester
- 1 FA Cup, pure come man-of-the-match in finale, la prima coppa del City in 35 anni
- 1 Community Shield
- 1 Supercoppa Italiana
- 1 premio Golden Boy
- 1 campionato Primavera
- 1 torneo Viareggio

età: 22 anni...

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official: Balotelli @ AC Milan

MANCHESTER - Breaking news: the BBC and Manchester City sponsors communicated Mario Balotelli joined the best club in history, Italian giants AC Milan yeeeeeessssssssssssssss Marioooooooooooooo
jersey number 9 (from June) ready in Milan… a must-buy
(shirt of Marco Van Basten, Pippo Inzaghi, George Weah, etc.)
life-long Milan fan, a dream move for him, and Italy homesick, finally coming back home. Pity he can't play the Champions League this season.

Rumours about Juventus thieves (from them idiots of Sky Sports in England, those who told bullshit about Liam) are rubbish to disturb and raise the price, because HE doesn't want to join them (he can't forget their racist chants against him, just like from the Irish fans against him, just like Mourinho & Inter Milan fans insulting him just for a wrong pass, that's why he threw away their shite shirt, second team of the city, always been and always will). Besides, "Rubentus" just bought Anelka ahahahahaha
ooohhhh Balotelliiiii he's a striker he's good at darts, an allergy to grass but when he plays he's fucking class, drives round San Siro with a wallet full of cash

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Liam @ Anais Gallagher birthday

LONDON - Liam famously has a very tumultuous relationship with his brother and Oasis bandmate Noel Gallagher.
But it seems Liam Gallagher is happy to put any animosity between the pair behind him for the sake of Noel’s daughter Anais.
The famous musician was spotted taking his niece and her mother Meg Mathews for lunch on Sunday to help her celebrate her 13th birthday.
The unlikely dinner companions were joined by Liam’s wife Nicole Appleton, their son Gene and Liam’s eldest son Lennon Francis from his first marriage with Patsy Kensit.
Noel Gallagher didn't appear to be have joined them for the family occasion.
The group, which also seemed to include two of the birthday girl’s friends, happily posed for pictures outside Lemonia, a family-run Greek restaurant in Primrose Hill.
Liam’s two sons both opted for bright coloured trousers to help their cousin see in her birthday, while the rest of the family opted for rock'n'roll inspired outfits.
Meg, who split from Noel over a decade ago (because Noel betrayed her), was the only member of the group who wore light colours wearing an interesting striped shirt and trousers combo which looked like they had been inspired by pyjamas.
In 2000 Noel and Liam famously fell out after Liam made a derogatory remark about Noel’s then wife Meg, reportedly questioning whether Anais was his legitimate daughter. Wee boy Noel left Oasis for the 2nd of 3 times, but the band continued withouth him (first "Beady Eye" gig, 30 May 2000 in Milan).
It’s clear Meg has no hard feelings towards Liam.
Anais is signed to leading model agency Select and last year her mother Meg shared a snap of her taken by famous photographer Mario Testino.

Wondering how she can be a model, she's ugly as fuck, just like his father.

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Balotelli joins AC Milan

MANCHESTER - Another front page from the Sun.
AC Milan look to have finally prised Mario Balotelli away from Manchester City.
The Premier League champs are expected to announce they have sold the hothead striker for around £17million today.
It is understood Milan could include former Tottenham midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng on top of that fee [yes please go away... he used "racism" to have more money for his poor performances].
Italian ace Balotelli threw a leaving party at his house for close pals last night.
He told them he was off to the San Siro and gave away mementos from his controversial stay at the Etihad.
City had been holding out for a much bigger return on the player they paid Inter £22m for in August 2010.
But the relationship between Balotelli and City boss Roberto Mancini seems unsustainable.
Milan have been banking on City being prepared to cut their losses on the 22-year-old.
And agent Mino Raiola has done everything he can to make the move happen.
He said: “The truth about Mario? Ask the others because I can’t say. Until January 31 everything is possible.
“A loan deal has been excluded by their directors.”
Last night Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani said: “At today’s price it’s 99.5 per cent certain that he is not coming. The stock market is closed until tomorrow.”
But just 24 hours earlier Galliani had said the deal was “99.9 per cent” dead.
And in Italy that softened stance was seen as a clear indication that Balotelli would soon join the Rossoneri.

Fifa agent Bronzetti said Mario is joining Milan in a few days.
Milan coach Max Allegri said: “Balotelli is a Manchester City player for now. If he comes, I’ll think about how to manage him.”

Mario needs to play always, just like for Italy, to feel important. That's the way to have a good behavior from him.

Risulta che Milano sia la città dove si visualizzano più video su YouPorn. Immancabili sono partiti gli sfottò (anche pesanti) da ogni parte d'Italia, da parte dei soliti sofferenti di complessi d'inferiorità, soprattutto dal solito ufficio sinistri contro: "la borghesia milanese", "i ricchi milanesi", "i lavoratori milanesi", ecc.
Hmmmm ignoranza a manetta... alcuni piccoli particolari che si sono già dimenticati? Milano città roccaforte della sinistra e dei culatùn, "governata" (battuta) da Pisapia-Pisapippa. Tra l'altro, città storicamente di immigrati italiani e stranieri, fin dalla fondazione dei Celti, il concetto di "milanese" è qualcosa di molto vago... noi milanesi veri siamo pochi.
Seconda in classifica risulta Roma... seconda a Milano persino a farsi le seghe.

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Balotelli flying to Milan

MANCHESTER - Oasis idol Mario Balotelli is all packed up and ready to join AC Milan in a £24million deal.
Frontpage of The Sun.
The Manchester City striker, 22, has given notice on his rented house in Cheshire and has also begun flying his possessions back to Milan.
His representative Mino Raiola was in Italy this week for talks over a move back to the San Siro.
City boss Roberto Mancini is now happy to see the back of a player who has caused him nothing but trouble [to be honest he was man-of-the-match @ FA Cup final and it was decisive his assist for Aguero to win the league too, he was the hero of the historic 1-6 vs United scoring the first 2 goals, etc.]. since his £22m switch from Inter in 2010.
Despite AC Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi recently calling him a ‘rotten apple’, the Italian giants still want him to spearhead their strikeforce (despite he can't play the Champions League vs Barcelona this year). Balotelli is also desperate for the move having grown disillusioned at City and homesick for Italy.
He is a lifelong AC Milan fan, despite winning the Serie A title with Inter Milan under Mancini, and it would be a dream move for him.
City will hold out for £24m but it now looks certain that his turbulent City career is almost over.
Balotelli was recently involved in a furious training ground bust-up with boss Mancini.

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Beckham & Kakà back to Milan: refused

MILAN - He always said he misses Milan and asked to come back. There are extraordinary rumours circulating that AC Milan are in talks to bring Oasis' friend David Beckham back to San Siro for the 3rd time.
The England star has already played for the Rossoneri on loan from Los Angeles Galaxy from January to June 2009 and January to June 2010, taking advantage of the MLS close season.
Beckham has now finished his career in America, winning the MLS Cup 2012 in his final match for the Galaxy.
He may be 37 years old, but there are reports in Sport Mediaset that Milan are willing to make an exception on their policy of signing only young players. After all, young players also need expert ones to learn from.
The story is already gaining traction and bookmakers in England are taking bets on Becks almost surely making a Rossoneri comeback.

Galliani said that 99.9% he's not coming... he had said the same about Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva not going away...

Trattativa a sorpresa del Milan. Stando a quanto rivelato a Calciomercato su Premium Calcio, il club rossonero avrebbe infatti riagganciato i contatti con Beckham, ex milanista in cerca di una nuova squadra. Le parti si sarebbero incontrate e avrebbero cominciato a parlare di un possibile e clamoroso ritorno dello Spice Boy a Milanello. I giovani su cui il Milan intende puntare, hanno bisogno anche di giocatori esperti al loro fianco.

Tra Real Madrid e Kakà è rottura: la goccia che ha fatto traboccare il vaso è stata l'espulsione dopo soli 18 minuti dal suo ingresso in campo nell'ultima partita di Liga contro l'Osasuna. La dirigenza madridista vorrebbe liberarsi dell'ingaggio del brasiliano, 12 milioni di euro a stagione, anche cedendolo gratis. Il Milan segue la situazione: se Kakà si riducesse lo stipendio e arrivasse a costo zero, l'affare diverrebbe possibile.


Kakà wife said: "arivederci Milano...see you soon!"

Amei tanto nossa mini viagem, delicia! Obrigada meu amor ahahahaha
+ still not over for Mario Balotelli (shame they can't play the Champions League this year)
vai Silvio ti votiamo mwhahahahahaha

Monti attacca Berlusconi: "no ai matrimoni gay, la famiglia è fatta da un uomo e una donna"... capito Silvio?!?!??! mwhahahahaha

Bomba di mercato: Milan-Kakà, affare fatto
Il brasiliano lascia il Real Madrid e torna a San Siro

Kakà torna al Milan. Il centrocampista brasiliano è pronto a lasciare Madrid e a rientrare nel campionato italiano. La notizia trapela da fonti vicine all'ambiente rossonero. Sembra dunque superato l'ostacolo dell'ingaggio. La svolta è arrivata nelle ultime ore. Galliani mercoledì ha incontrato Bronzetti, spesso intermediario nelle trattative fra Milan e Real Madrid, e oggi ha ricevuto Gaetano e Dario Paolillo, intermediari di Kakà.
A Milanello intanto rimane sempre vivo anche l'obiettivo-Balotelli e la presenza nella sede rossonera dell'agente Raiola fa presagire un'accelerata della trattativa. Al Milan continuano ad arrivare segnali di rottura tra Supermario e il Manchester City. Pure lo sceicco Mansour si sarebbe stufato degli atteggiamenti dell'attaccante. E proprio Mino Raiola sta lavorando alacremente per spostare l'assistito in rossonero.
(TgCom24)

update:
Allegri refused Oasis' friend Beckham asking to come back. It's because he makes a kind of football based on "muscles", not on quality... But he will have to accept Kakà, a legend here.
We're the only club that can allow ourselves to refuse Beckham. Also, the only one where he had his pretty face ruined.

The British tabloids are crazy about Milan, they love to invent loads of bullshit, even Mourinho @ AC (strategy by the Special Clown to have more money from some English club).
They passed from "Milan fashion giants" even when referring to AC Milan lol, to "the slumbering Italian giants" ahahaha
"Milan, one of the world’s most successful clubs"... THE world's most successful club.

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London collections deejay set

LONDON - To celebrate our debut at the London Collections: Men line-up for Autumn Winter 2013, Beady Eye guitarist Andy Bell put together a special setlist which he mixed at the after party into the night. As you may already be aware, Andy has already DJ'd for us at party's in New York and Japan and this setlist does not disappoint.
www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.it

'The Journey So Far' Setlist

The Rolling Stones - Jumpin' Jack Flash
Ananda Shankar - Jumpin' Jack Flash
Flying Lotus - Galaxy In Janaki
The Dave Pike Set - Mathar (The Original Indian Vibes)
No Fun - Iggy Pop
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced
Muddy Waters - Tom Cat
J Dilla Aka Jay Dee - Light My Fire
The Fall - Mr Pharmacist
Tame Impala - Elephant
Slim Harpo - I'm A King Bee
Public Enemy - Harder Than You Think
Flying Lotus - Melt!
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Castles Made Of Sand
Junior Kimbrough - I Gotta Try You Girl
J Dilla - Waves
Timothy J. Fairplay - Sleighride (Andrew Weatherall Remix)
Apiento - The Orange Place
Genius / Gza - I Gotcha Back/B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)

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Mario Balotelli @ AC Italian giants

MANCHESTER - Mario @ Milan on the frontpage of all the British tabloids. Noel Gallagher's idol Silvio Berlusconi ("only a rich politican is a good politician") on top form for the elections last night @ tv fight, "playing away". He was like "the stranger entering the saloon and nobody shot him".
For years constantly linked to AC Milan, Man City are expecting Italian giants to make a bid for Noel Gallagher's idol Mario Balotelli (too many idols, Noel's lack of personality) — despite branding him ‘a rotten apple’. Doubting Mario is a real man, the comment from owner Silvio Berlusconi seemed to put an end to a move back home to Italy. But it was probably a strategy, in fact last month he admitted he likes him very much.
The Oasis-style bad boy, who turned up at the training ground with a new bleached blond hairdo, is a lifelong AC Milan supporter — despite playing the Serie A with Inter Milan, despite singing AC Milan songs inside Inter changing rooms, lol, and wearing an AC Milan jersey, lol.
Last week he had a bust-up with Mancini on the training pitch after a reckless tackle on team-mate Scott Sinclair.
Despite his public claims to the contrary, Roberto is willing to get shot of Balotelli, his patience having been pushed to the limit by Mario.
Many at Manchester City want rid of the troublesome striker, they know they face a battle to offload the wayward 22-year-old for anywhere near his £20million valuation but it is understood the San Siro club is keen to make something happen if they can free up space in their squad. City accept they will not get back what they paid for Balotelli, but are looking for at least £15m.

Come al solito gli onestoni dell'Inter non conoscono i regolamenti: il "diritto di prelazione" non è consentito dal regolamento. E' una chiara manovra di disturbo che fa solo sembrare Mario più vicino al Milan.

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Liam: new album is as good as Oasis

LONDON - Noel Gallagher always said Be Here Now was a bad album, of course Liam and all the fans have a different opinion.
"Beady Eye's new record is what Oasis should have made after (What's The Story) Morning Glory?" Liam says, although unlike brother Noel, declines to criticise Be Here Now, saying that he is still proud of that album.
"I'm not saying it's better than Be Here Now or it's going to be this or that - I love Be Here Now.
Beady Eye are working with the TV On The Radio musician Dave Sitek on a new album and Liam is impressed at how fearless the producer is.

Liam explained: ''I don't know fuck all about him, I didn't want to know anything about him, I just wanted to know he was up for it. I'm not blowing smoke up his arse... He's the best producer I've ever worked with, ever.
''His eyes are wide open, he's got no fear. We feel like a fucking new band. He's out there, man. To me, he's a fucking outlaw. He's got no fear, man, and he's right up for ripping everything into pieces and experimenting.''
Beady Eye - which also includes Chris Sharrock, Gem Archer and Andy Bell - plan to take their music to a new level on their second album and while established fans may be surprised by the changes in sound, Liam's only aim is to make a ''great record''.
''That's not me dissing fans: I do what I want for everyone, not just them. If we pick 'em up, we pick 'em up. If we lose 'em, we lose 'em. That's not the point.
''That's not what I'm doing it for. I'm doing it do make a fucking great record, so that I can sleep at night. Maybe the average Joe might go, 'Ohhh, no'. People don't like fucking change. I don't like fucking change! But you gotta do it sometimes.''
Gem: "We've been through something, all of us, and now we've had seven months to... I would never say 'reinvent', I wouldn't want to be that crass, but just have a look around the room, you know? And then this stuff comes out. And once you start building on the stuff, it becomes its own thing, rather then 'Oh we've gotta go and play this live'. That is absolutely not the point any more."

The album could be released around May 2013.

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Liam: the world's our oyster

LONDON - Exclusive: also NOEL Gallagher was @ Pretty Green collection. You can recognise him from the jeans (always the same) and the heel (while singing in feminine falsetto), you know, he needs heels 'cause he's "shorter than Prince" ahahaha (as Liam says), rolling around in the rubbish of his Oasis covers and recycled "new " songs... (not even written by Noel, as Gem said).
Numerous rockstars flocked to launch of Liam Gallagher's Pretty Green London Collections: Men's Autumn/Winter 2013 on January 7th at The Arts Club and he certainly seemed to be in celebratory mode. He was spotted in his usual indie get-up with a black jacket and jeans, decidedly avoiding the opportunity to don a smart suit on the red carpet. On the other hand, he wasn't the only one - his longtime bandmate Gem Archer, who joined him in his band Beady Eye after Oasis, wore an identical jacket and their friend Kasabian frontman Tom Meighan favoured very similar style shoes. Andy Bell, also from Beady Eye, attended though looked distinctly smarter.

Gallagher's wife Nicole Appleton from All Saints was also at the event showing her support for her fashion designer husband. Aside from the new collection, he has several ventures for Pretty Green he wants to concentrate on in 2013 including a range of eyewear and bags to add to the business in its fourth year of running. 'We're looking into accessories heavily, having dabbled in footwear', he said at the launch. 'The world's our oyster really, we'd like to think. There's the opportunity to grow into what we want.'
BBC Radio 1 presenter Fearne Cotton was another guest at the launch, heavily pregnant and supported by her boyfriend Jesse Wood, the son of Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood. Despite being on maternity leave, she took a break from resting to attend the event and looked 'pretty green' in a patterned turquoise and black minidress teamed with leopard print ankle boots that cleverly took the attention away from her bump. Though, as a fashion designer herself, you can hardly blame her for knowing all the tricks of the trade.
Liam Howlett from The Prodigy paid tribute to the label with a thin green scarf while his wife Natalie Appleton (also from All Saints and sister of Nicole) turned heads in a net top and tight leather pants. It certainly wasn't a night for conventional red carpet glamour but was dazzling nonetheless. The range of different styles donned by the evening's celebs went some way to prove a point Gallagher made about his clothing not fitting into one category, as inspiration seems to be everywhere. 'People might say it is but we didn't set out to create a Mod label', he insisted. 'It's music, from the Sixties and Seventies.'
'The Inbetweeners' star James Buckley was also in attendance looking chipper as usual. He hung up his role as the egocentric though secretly insecure character of Jay from the British comedy series in 2011 following a three series run and a closing movie. In November last year (2012) he married his long-term girlfriend Clair Meek at Dundas Castle in Scotland and the pair have a 14 month old son together named Harrison. Whether he's named after Blake Harrison, the actor who played Jay's best friend in the series, is unknown though we'd sort of like that to be the case.

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Beady Eye @ London Collections

LONDON - In Oasis's heyday a call going out to a brass band to join a studio session would have been a sign the drug threshold had been reached.
But Liam Gallagher insists his new band Beady Eye are willing to do things a bit differently on their second album in a quest for more rock’n’roll success.
Last week he had a pop at Mumford & Sons for looking like they might have nits — but the brass section isn’t a sign he’s joining a colliery band.
Speaking at the launch of his new fashion range for Pretty Green, he said: “We’ve gone for the full Pink Floyd trip, man.
“There’s the psychedelic stuff and then the rock’n’roll bangers.
“Our producer Dave called up our manager and told him to get a brass band round sharpish one day.
“If it makes it a better record, I’m having it man. I’m buzzing for it. It’s going to blow people’s minds.”
It was a brave move getting Dave Sitek on board. He’s in a band called Tv On The Radio and produced Foals and Yeah Yeah Yeahs records.
They are the kind of characters you might expect to be mingling with the Derek Zoolander fashion crowd with ironic facial hair.
But Liam and his team have done the business slipping into the fashion world over the last four or five years — and they are cashing in.
Pretty Green unveiled the new face of their brand, Jesse Wood, the guitarist son of Rolling Stones Ronnie Wood.
He’s a top bloke and a great shout for the brand.
He brought his heavily preggers missus Fearne Cotton along, but they did the back door shuffle when her feet couldn’t take any more.
Inbetweeners hero James Buckley was in his element, too.
The actor, who owns so much he must keep Liam’s label ticking over, joked that he was trying to steal some threads.
He tweeted: “Tried to walk out with those suit jackets.”
Speaking about being newly married to Scottish girlfriend Clair Meek, he said: “My father-in-law came over to me at the wedding and said, ‘Don’t you ever be doing a Scottish accent in any films now, you hear me?’ I got the message loud and clear.”
Kasabian’s Tom Meighan was out for the night too.
And being out for the night, he’s probably still going as you read this.


Wow I noticed again you should name the media darling "Noel Gallagher" to have more people reading... as if I cared. We can only talk shit about the shit he is. His fans continue visiting this site... says a lot about them, passive anal Noel fans, insulted by his idol.

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Boateng please go away!

MILAN - A few drunk people from the countryside shout "uh uh" to Boateng (it wasn't even racism but idiocy) and (as if there wasn't racism in other countries) he's considering to go away from Italy. Yes please! another lazy fuck as Pato (and Sneijder) doing nothing for years, getting millions to stay with another dancer and use Twitter. Racism sounds like an excuse for his poor performances... its' like saying: a few people steal something so everybody is a thief.
At least something positive from this thing: Boateng fucking off.
Besides, that means not knowing Italy, historically anti-racist country.
The only time we lost with Germany, it was because we were allies ahaha
dunno why "lazy fuck" and "excuses" remind me of a certain someone... Noel Gallagher, the poor victim.

Quattro ubriachi di provincia fanno "uh uh" a Boateng (non era neanche razzismo ma idiozia) e (come se in altri paesi non esistesse il razzismo) lui sta pensando di andare via dall'Italia. Ma magari! un altro scansafatiche come Pato (e Sneijder) che non sta facendo nulla da tempo, guadagnando milioni per stare con un'altra velina e usare Twitter. Il razzismo suona come una scusa per il suo rendimento scarso... è come dire: alcuni rubano qualcosa quindi tutti sono ladri.
Almeno qualcosa di positivo da questa roba: Boateng fuori cal cazzo.
Tra l'altro, significa non conoscere l'Italia, paese storicamente antirazzista.
L'unica volta che abbiamo perso con la Germania, è perchè eravamo alleati ahaha
non so perchè "pigro del cazzo" e "scuse" mi ricordano una certa persona... Noel Gallagher, la povera vittima.

10 gennaio: è venuta oggi a galla la verità sui "cori razzisti"... voleva l'aumento dei milioni che già prende, per non fare niente. Meno male che ieri gli juventini hanno insultato Melissa Satta per tutta la partita, così il Boa se ne va fuori dalle cosiddette... Lo deridavano anche cantando "Boateng togliti la maglia"... non il massimo da una tifoseria già famosa per episodi di razzismo (Balotelli, ecc.)

Here is the reason why it wasn't racism but idiocy. If you're a football fan you know it.
This is the MAN's brain. Apart from sex, another big area is "calcio" (football) and strictly connected to it: "ricerca dei pericoli" (research of dangers). There are some moments at the stadium when (also because one is bored or because wants to be a protagonist), as we say "scatta l'ignoranza" (ignorance is switched on).
We had season tickets for years so we know it well.
The worst thing I've ever done was to throw a sandwich lol, but of course it didn't hurt anyone. We were laughing, 'cause when it was flying in the air, the ham "landed" on the neck of a person, the cheese on another one, etc. ahahaha My purpose was to throw it on the pitch, but that day we were very far from it. The people were angry because they thought it was an injustice that the referee sent off a player. Of course when we came back home and saw it on tv, it was right to send him off.
Of course Noel Gallagher was always proud to be a hooligan (and proud to be ignorant), but Tony told the truth in his book: the first and only one time Noel tried to be a hooligan, he ran away immediately. Classic Noel, the scaredy cat.

Another big area in Noel's brain is "ghiandola delle scuse poco convincenti"... unconvincing excuses...
An area that is not developed in Noel's brain is "centro di consapevolezza della propria superiorità alla guida"... awareness of superiority when driving... That's why he's probably a woman. On Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto.

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Pro provincialismo, Balotelli, Pato

BUSTO ARISIZIO - Sospesa dopo 27 minuti. L'amichevole tra Pro Patria (chiiii?) e Milan è stata interrotta in seguito ai cori razzisti intonati da qualche ubriacone di provincia della tifoseria della squadra di Seconda Divisione (eeeeehhh??! ahahaha). Dopo gli insulti rivolti ad Emanuelson, El Shaarawy, Niang, Muntari e Boateng, la squadra rossonera ha richiamato l'attenzione dell'arbitro, e, dopo l'ennesimo episodio di razzismo Boateng si è sfilato la maglia e ha abbandonato il campo, seguito subito da tutti i compagni. Assolutamente da ripetere quando succede anche in campionato. L'interista Ravaioli ha minimizzato l'accaduto, addirittura incolpando il Milan. Tipico dal basso della sua poca intelligenza.
Come le violenze dei "tifosi" della Roma, sempre contro il Milan. Ovvio, quelli sono complessati coi complessi d'inferiorità verso il Milan.
E' anche per queste cose che Mario non è tornato in questi anni, essendogli già successo dai tifosi della Juventus e insultato dai suoi stessi tifosi dell'Inter per aver sbagliato un passaggio (Mourinho: figlio di puttana! ...class. Ovvio che poi Mario minimo butta la maglia). Solo il più grande coglione, di nome Ciccio Totti, poteva addirittura arrivare a prendere a calci Balotelli con milioni di persone a guardare... coglione del secolo. L'Ignoranza in persona. Oh toh, di Roma, guarda caso. Un altro che lo faceva era un altro intelligentone: Materazzi.
Dopo il rientro negli spogliatoi da parte dei giocatori rossoneri, la partita è poi stata definitivamente sospesa.
Per la prima volta in Italia (ci si era andati vicino coi cori razzisti dei tifosi dell'Inter contro Zoro, imbecilli sia in trasferta che poi in casa). I giocatori rossoneri si sono rifiutati di rientrare in campo in segno di protesta contro i cori razzisti. A nulla sono serviti i tentativi dei giocatori della squadra di Seconda Divisione, che hanno tentato di parlare coi tifosi per far riprendere la partita.
Massimo Ambrosini spiega la decisione della squadra di non rientrare sul campo dopo la sospensione della gara: "Dispiace molto per tutte le persone che erano allo stadio ma andava dato un segnale forte. Il Milan si impegnerà a tornare a Busto Arsizio - ha aggiunto il capitano - soprattutto per i bambini e le persone che non hanno nulla a che fare con il razzismo. Non era giusto continuare a giocare, impossibile riprendere con un clima del genere".
Anche il tecnico del Milan, Massimiliano Allegri, ha commentato il brutto episodio: ''Ritirarci era la scelta giusta di fronte a una cosa come questa. Bisogna smetterla con questi gesti incivili. L'Italia, il Paese deve migliorare e diventare più educato e più intelligente. Abbiamo promesso che torneremo a giocare con la Pro Patria per tutte quelle persone che erano qui per vedere la partita, ma oggi dovevamo dare un segnale forte, deve essere un esempio per tutti."
All'uscita sono stati fotografati, schedati tutti i tifosi...

Il presidente della Pro Patria, Pietro Vavassori è intervenuto per commentare l'episodio di razzismo avvenuto nell'amichevole: "Sono state isolate quelle persone che hanno effettuato i cori razzisti. Ci tengo a precisare che non sono persone che non vediamo allo stadio [epidosi simili però sono già successi lì], ma che hanno voluto utilizzare l'evento per rovinare la festa. Noi come società potevamo fare poco". Il presidente ha poi commentato la decisione del Milan, di non scendere in campo: "E' comprensibile, molti dei giocatori non hanno voluto giocare perché erano turbati dall'episodio". Per difendere quindici pirla, ha poi incolpato Boateng per aver calciato il pallone (famoso oggetto contundente) verso i tifosi.

friendly game for the first time in Italy interrupted, by AC Milan, because of racism towards Milan players. Usual inferiority complexes towards Milan

fight: meanwhile, Balotelli argued with Mancini, he's ready to join his favourite AC Milan

ore 22:01
‎"A.C. Milan comunica di aver ceduto a titolo definitivo Alexandre Pato al Corinthians Sporting Club."
noooooooooooooo mwhahahahahaha
(it's official: Milan sold Pato back to Brazil) a firmare il contratto si sarà fratturato la mano... (he signed the contract: broken hand)
yessssssssss best news for the star of the year. Pato fucked off. And when he gets here, could he fuck off even more.
23 years old, sold for 15 million €uros when he could easily be worth at least 50, gone back to Brazil as footballers usually do... when they're 38.
Easy life and got "injured": 75 times, he can't even stand on his feet.

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Gem: Liam's truly on form

LONDON - More on Beady Eye new album. Gem: "We've had a few mates in, there's been the sound of jaws dropping."
Liam: "We tend to work 12 to 12. Maybe have a drink at the weekend. But there's a lot of sage being burnt.   keep out them evil spirits. That's Dave - you know what Americans are like. Scaredy cats aren't they? it smells nice though."
Gem: "It's broader, wider, deeper. It's not stripped-down rock 'n' roll, that's for sure. The constant is Liam's voice and he's truly on form. He sounding outrageous."
Producer Dave Sitek on Liam's voice: "It's unreal. When you can just turn on a microphone and do nothing to the vocals and you're like, that sounds like a goddam record! It's one of those. It's rock band instrumentation, but it's used in a different way. There's a lot of slowed-down and sped-up and outer space. It's trippy. The Strength of the songs is so high that we got to be real playfull."
The album features some unusual instrumentation - including celeste, plus cymbals played with a violin bow.

Noel Gallagher hasn't "lit up the world" with his solo material, according to his brother Liam.
Noel has made disparaging remarks about Beady Eye's success in public, with Liam unsure why he feels able to point the finger.
"I tell you fucking what, we've all got a lot of graft to do, d'you know what I mean? Him too," Liam fumed. "He's sold a fucking few records, why wouldn't he sell records, he was the main songwriter of Oasis but he certainly hasn't fucking lit up the world."
Liam still harbours some animosity towards his brother for the way Oasis ended. Liam finds is hard to support his brother's new venture after what happened.
"Was I pleased for him [when he released his album]? What, for splitting up my fucking band? I'm not pleased for him, no," Liam said.
"I hope he's fucking happy but he doesn't look it. And he won't be happy when he hears we've done an out-there record that we're actually gonna fucking release before him. With our out-there record, you're gonna hear it next year, with his out-there record, you'll never hear it."

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