San Siro white night +new shirt 2013

MILAN - For the 3rd year, the San Siro stadium (also, where Oasis should play someday, if Noel Gallagher has some balls) is hosting the "Notte bianca" (white night), on 18 May.
Not only to visit the legendary "Scala del calcio" football theatre, it's also possible to shoot a penalty. As goalkeepers: young players of AC Milan and Inter, plus some famous players.
There will be thousands of people, in fact it's possible to go from 6:30 pm until 6 am (!), but it will probably end before.
The price for the public is € 15.
Inside the stadium there's also a museum. The people visiting come from all over the world, especially Holland (20%), probably for the legend of Marco Van Basten (rumours say he will be the next AC Milan manager - or Capello), then Great Britain (11%), Brazil and China (10%), etc. many from Japan too, of course.
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bella cagata, organizzata da cani... siamo dovuti tornare indietro. Pisapia portasfiga di merda

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AC Milan new jersey 2013 (+also about the English founder, etc.), presentation 2 May 2012 @ San Siro.
still the best club in history, 18 international trophies, and, still the last club to win 2 consecutive Champions Leagues-European Cups.
It's not a very nice shirt... too big stripes, and those white lines with even a white collar...

Adidas, must be Noel Gallagher's fault.

Noel = Adidas = Germany = Nazi, lol... as his favourite Nazi books

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Oasis split because of Illuminati

MILAN - Watch this video very carefully (use Chrome). 3rd part of "Oasis mysteries"... the curse of Oasis.
The God Horus = sun... (Falling Down)
also featuring Jenson Button, Johnny Depp, etc.
the Illuminati will have to pay me a lot of money for my silence... if I find something more... and you will not know about it.
We must find who stole his soul, or better: who sold his soul... He sold it to someone... here is necessary a travel to all the Da Vinci Code places: Milan-(Venice)-Rome-Paris-London-Scotland...
Noel is watching... he loves YouTube, and always speaks about it.
If one says these are all bullshit, he's an idiot, because even Noel didn't say so when asked about Illuminati... it seems like he wants to be mysterious... he could say "no" or "bullshit" and he just said "no comment"...
I added some more things down here (more than in the video).
Noel is 100% Illuminati, absolutely no doubt. Only fans blinded by his light couldn't see these things...

Back in the years, also Liam had many strange predictions...(September 11, in 2000, the year before, but also other things). I used to say: wtf? is he a prophet? I think he now left the Illuminati.
Liam's success now sounds much more real than godlike Noel's, media darling, etc.
When Oasis album "Standing on the shoulder of giants" failed, Noel started to think about a solo career... years later: real reason for the split...
In 2002 the band members (also Gem and Andy, now totally members) started to write their songs...
On that "Heathen Chemistry" cover, Noel was the only one looking in another direction...
And that place is Paris, that years later will be: the place of Oasis split...
Last year Noel with Sara said he wanted to make sing "What a life" to Madonna...
one of the celebrities even wearing the Illuminati pyramid with the eye is Madonna...
John Lennon was also considered one among the Illuminati.
Johnny Depp too, has strange photos showing one eye... He played with Oasis in two meaningful songs about "fading"... and Liam wants him for his film...
Both the Gallaghers predicted things about the future... Both of them were wearing Illuminati Knight Bono similar rings...
I remember Liam also wanted to be photographed while kissing Illuminati Bono (even with his tongue) as Noel did. Bono sometimes covers his eye as Noel sometimes did, and made satanic gestures...
I remember there were times when both the Gallaghers disliked Bono. Probably he's got something to do with this story, he could have forced them. Also Liam had those similar rings of Noel and Bono, they told me they come from Ireland, but recently in an interview Noel said he got them in Japan... (he always have double versions for everything, he's reciting a script that someone else wrote and he forgets things, even easy things to remember... after all he was the "brains behind the band"... I write scripst for Liam, so it can't be me the one writing them for Noel).
I remember both of the brothers were over-excited to meet Jimmy Page in a backstage, and he's considered a satanist, etc. and there was also Robert Plant, both considered satanists. Curiously, the Gallaghers always "forget" to mention Led Zeppelin among their favourite bands... and they are among them (I remember Noel was even wearing their t-shirts in the early days, I must have some photo around)
Illuminati story: real reason for the Oasis split. All the rest is bullshit, they argued all their life.
I never believed all the excuses given by Noel: that were, Liam, Pretty Green, the band members not supporting, the management not supporting, etc. All the closest people to him (best friend Paul Weller, 2 brothers Liam and Paul, plus Andy and biggest Oasis fan that is me), last year they (we) all said he's telling lies.
I try to speak easily, as usual: the Illuminati is a group of a few millionaire people who want to give a new order to the world... experts said it (already) happened in 2010...
maybe you can see some of those people in this video... usually they meet in some places...
the purpose of Illuminati is the individual emancipation... (as Noel going solo...), for a knowledge given to "those who deserve it" only...
Masonry was started in London in 1717, just where Noel went to live... but masonry was born in Egypt. The God Horus is adored by the Illuminati... and is represented as a bird...
When Noel asked Balotelli if he's ever been to Africa, Mario said no, and Noel said "I was in Egypt only"...
I remember when Noel went to Egypt, he said he met Richard Branson, of Virgin... that's when he met Jenson Button ('cause in 2009 he was driving for Branson's car, and he surprisingly become world champion with a weak car...). The new car was called Brawn, made by Ross Brawn from Manchester...
That year, Branson's new car had their only one year in F1... immediate success, just like Oasis... typical of Illuminati, because they say you have to "sell your soul", and you have an instant success.
Also the car was world champion... then, the team disappeared... in 2010 sold to the Russian Marussia... same year just like Russia winning the World Cup in 2018 to host, and Noel and Button had supported England...
Also, Button always stays at the same hotel where Liam always goes...
Branson is considered one of the Illuminati...
The triangle of the pyramid is even on the cover of Noel solo American-style album... and on the dollars.
London, 15 August 2009, just a few days before Oasis split: Noel makes strange gestures, also with a triangle...
more symbols... the stars, also on the devil's face... too many "coincidences"... ‎"nearest recruit station"... and he was at a gas station.
The star also on the guitar in the Shock of the Lightning... a similar type of airplane from the Jefferson Airplane-High Flying Birds poster... on Liam's face...
On the Illuminati pyramid there's also the Blue lodge... and the Scottish rite...
the Scotsman Alan McGee, the Oasis discoverer, is obsessed with symbolism and swastika (but he's not a Nazi).
And now Noel's got a Scottish wife, Sara MacDonald, who is quite strange for him: she hates Oasis (could be the Yoko Ono, if it wasn't already Russell Brand), hates his music, hates Stop the Clocks, and is a fan of Rangers... (as the Oasis discoverer Alan too...)
Noel is a fan of Celtic, there's a huge, even religious rivalry between those clubs, as no one else in the world.
In 1997, Noel, Meg and Alan (not Liam) famously met Tony Blair, who is now considered a Nazi by some people, after the war in Iraq.
Those artworks with the fallen glass for the singles in 2000 before September 11 are really creepy, it seems someone already knew everything... Ga11agher...
after September 11, I remember Noel had said he was supporting the war in Iraq, and now he said he made a career thanks to "war"...
September 2008, just a few days before the LAST album (atomic bomb) he said he supported death penalty...
In 2008, he made a compilation and as first song he put The 4 horsemen, with the "666"...
If you have a dollar you can check this: 666, the devil's number in the height of the banknote (6.66)
behind the dollar, there's not only the Illuminati pyramid (with written in Latin: “Novus Ordo Seclorum Annuit Coeptis”, “un nuovo ordine mondiale arride agli iniziati”, "a new world order smiles to the initiated"), band also an eagle... with "E pluribus unum” ("from many, one"...)
Also Noel's favourite club Manchester City has an eagle as symbol (USA too), with something written in Latin, "superbia in proelio". These are Roman symbols, considered Nazi symbols (City biggest legend is the German Trautmann, an ex Nazi)
The pyramid is "broken" and there are 13 lines of bricks (as USA 13 stripes on the flag) and the year written in Roman numbers is 1776, that is also the foundation of Illuminati, from Germany...
13 is a fundamental number for the Illuminati pyramid, and the Eye represents "a new era"...
13 not only in the pyramid, also above the eagle: 13 stars... if you put them together, the result is a star of David...
besides, the eagle has 13 arrows... 13 leaves... 13 olives...
Noel said that "only a rich politician is a good politician because he's already rich"...
In 2010 Noel was in a film produced by Berlusconi, about his club... who often makes his Illuminati gestures...
when the communist dictatorship of China refused Oasis, Noel wrote: "them fucking communists"...
(Berlusconi would love that)
knight Berlusconi's mansion has the symbol of the city of Milan (also, Alfa Romeo logo): masonic cross of the Templar kights and snake eating the man.
That's also Berlusconi's Mediaset symbol (he wanted to buy Inter for this, but then bought Milan, mascot: the devil)
Liam's tattoo is from Elvis Presley karate philosophy: TCB Take Care of Business... - Faith, Spirit, Discipline (in a flash). Elvis was accused of nazism sometimes.
Noel always said he only read 2 "normal" books, the Illuminati's Angels & Demons and the Da Vinci code... but last year he said he loves books about Nazi stories... (I had published his favourite books list)
"Agent Zigzag, I love books about the Nazi period"... (and there's an eye with a big Z)
"as you look into the eyes of a bloody cold assassin, it's only then you'll realise, with who's life you have been messing"
(Noel Gallagher, My big mouth)
"from my crystal gazing eye, there shines a light, like dynamite"
(Noel Gallagher, Flashbax)
Another Noel's favourite film it's in the Nazi period: "Downfall. I love the black nihilism of it. They are dead.
Best of all is the YouTube parody in which Oasis have split up". And he quotes the tickets they had for the gig... (you left the band, we weren't very happy, Noel... nothing to laugh about)
on Oasis LAST album Dig Out Your Soul: in that main video (the Shock of the Lightning) containing artwork from the album, there is the eye (on Liam) and the owl (again) and the Iron Cross of the German Army, that is used in public things where one can't use a swastika... (videogames, videos, etc.)
Many characters of this whole story have a moustache and look like owls (also Noel in some photo, really strange face sometimes, and often looking like a little devil)... also Button last year grew a moustache...
And the same owl (barbagianni, barn owl) of Noel was in Liam's video I'm outta time (quite meaningful song) ... still from Dig Out Your Soul... He wear a cowboy hat and falls down.. then gets up. He was already wearing Pretty Green clothes, one of "reason" why Oasis split, according to Noel (bullshit).
On Oasis' first album (Definitely Maybe), Liam was on the floor... the film they were wastching was Noel's favourite one: the spaghetti western The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (by Italian Sergio Leone, music by Italian maestro Ennio Morricone, inspiration for Everybody's on the run and more, as in some songs on Don't Believe the Truth...). Noel spoke about that graveyeard scene...
After the first album, Noel sacked the drummer Tony McCarroll, who then sued Noel...
In the video for "Live Forever", Tony was buried, and then gets up...
Oasis last video was Falling Down, single published on 8 March 2009, Woman's Day, with a woman on the floor...
that seems a reference to Liam, also for the black dog running in the park, as in Liam's Songbird video... dressed in black (and he looked like a girl in that video). Noel said he loves that song...
in Falling Down there's the "only one eye open", typical Illuminati symbol...
the lyrics seem to predict the summer split...
"The summer sun that blows my mind [the God Horus = sun] that blows my mind is falling down on all that I've ever known..." "A dying scream (etc.) we live a dying dream, if you know what I mean... In time we'll kiss the world, goodbye".
The story of that video is about the Royal family... Noel always hated them...
See the pyramid: "monarch, illuminati & mafia"... ("time to wake up, people")
I remember some months ago, the Queen put Liam on her Honors List... (as CBE Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) ...the news was given only by some American sites...
And but last year Noel said he would love to become a Knight... (!)
Lucifer: the light bringer... first song: "Bring the light"...
the Illuminati (beady) eye... (and Beady Eye looked like inside an eye).
in fact, beady eye was quite a strange name, and it means: a hidden eye that see everything, just like the Illuminati eye.
On the other side (Noel's), the owl, that is another Illuminati symbol, that is a bird...
the name of the new bands sound like provocations between them: still Illuminati (beady!) eye and still birds and owls...
we must find an expert of symbols: Robert Langdon, lol.

Unfortunately I had only 15 minutes for this video. Another of Noel's favourite books is "One minute to midnight" by Michael Dobbs, and Noel said: "This is an hour-by-hour account of the 48 hours leading up to the Cuban Missile Crisis, and it's staggering. At midnight, nuclear war was going to start. Kennedy woke up the next morning and realised that there were good people on the Russian side as well. The army were pushing Kennedy towards war, and likewise with Khrushchev, and it very nearly happened".
Noel also said that he wants to be the new President of America... (and his "band" will disband in November, that's when there are the elections...). Kennedy: born 29 May 1917. Noel Gallagher: born 29 May 1967... both 29 May... exactly 50 years of difference. Zodiac sign: Gemini, double.
I'm Gemini too, but at least I was born 9 June as Pretty Green, that began in Milan.
Noel, as I know you love YouTube: stay away from politics. That's not a good sign. Also because, recently you said you want "something horrible to happen" for you (classic self-harm from you), because you feel your life is all right and you would like some troubles. For example, that mad fan entering one of your houses was not a nice thing. We're already enough "mad for it".

more to come from godlike Oasis crystal ball of "Don't Believe the Truth"...
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parents singing Beady Eye

MILAN - Little Easter gift. All the songs in one place (with b-sides, covers, instrumental), I chose an image for every song, also to remind some videos made in more than one year.
Warning for the kids: there might be some topless... (so you might be interested, lol), it's where you sucked milk a few years ago :)
just like the cows udders that Noel Gallagher throws stuff at
:)
My parents were singing "The beat goes on"... this is proof that Beady Eye are great, 'cause my parents have a great taste in music, and they can't say one word in English, so Beady Eye do miracles :)

1. In the bubble with a bullet
2. The morning son (photo @ Beachy Head near Brighton)
3. Kill for a dream
4. For anyone
5. The beat goes on (photo: Evelina)
6. The roller (photo: Kerri)
7. World outside my room (photo in Milan 11.3.2009, Pretty Green starting)
8. Blue Moon (also covered by Liam's idol Elvis Presley)
9. Across the universe (Beatles cover for Japan)
10. Yellow tail
11. Wigwam
12. Millionaire (photo: Dali in Milan, the room of Mae West recreated for the first time)
13. Two of a kind (photo: Anna)
14. Wind up dream (photo: Milan gig)
15. Bring the light
16. Four letter word (that is: fuck. Photo from the film Love is a four letter word)
17. Sons of the stage
18. Three ring circus (photo: Jenson Button)
19. Man of misery
20. Standing on the edge of the noise
21. Beatles and Stones (photo: Silvia in Milan)

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Jenny: Mario Balotelli beats Rooney in bed

MANCHESTER - Of course, 'cause he's Italian ;)
She must be an expert (lol).
The ex prostitute Jenny Thompson revealed Mario Balotelli (as they call him in England: the "enigmatic Italian hitman" fan of "Milan fashion giants") outscores Wayne Rooney in bedroom.

Bad times for Mario... let's see if he's using these two months to prepare the Euro 2012 for Italy.
After his bad fouls in Arsenal-Manchester City, his reputation is now fucked, and clearly he's worth less money. The only way to stop his craziness is to join his favourite AC Milan, where even mad Cassano always behaved well. They could be a great couple @ Euro tournament, if they feel well.

ex escort Jenny, who has bedded both strikers, said he’s always the "man of the match" in bedroom.
She said: “Mario beats him in every way. He knows exactly how to satisfy a woman. I’d give him a 9.5 out of 10 for the sex. He is funny, intelligent and a gentleman in the bedroom. He’s a brilliant kisser.”
Jenny reckons Balotelli is in her top-10 lovers. She added: “He was caring and tender. After we made love he cuddled me. He didn’t make me feel cheap like other men.”
“It was very different to when I met Wayne because I was being paid to have sex with Rooney. With Mario I thought we may have a future.”
The ex hooker decided to speak out when his legal team suggested she tried to blackmail the player into paying hush money – a claim she denies. “I don’t dislike or hate Mario. I have no bad feelings towards him."

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the gnocca goes on... Noel Gallagher's idol Bunga Bunga

MILAN - Always the same idiotic Noel blinded fans: if you write about him without naming him in the title, they don't read. If you write his name and then talk about shit, they read. Close-minded.

as Noel Gallagher's idol Berlusconi says: we must be stronger than injustice, jealousy and jinx.
Noel: "them fucking communists... only a rich politician is a good one..."

This pic (after threesome, then I had a fifteensome, now a twentyfoursome for me...that'll do) is for my birthday (Pretty Green birthday), as every year, the green Miss Padania-Milano (Northern Soul beauty competition, their flag is a Christian English flag). There are always English Lotus green cars. In one of the most elegant Milan theatres, where the mods leader of Quadrophenia, Sting, goes - you know he makes wine and food in Italy, as my father. I told him (I was wearing a green parka ;) next time to come to the Football English pub in front of where we met, 'cause there are special things about his Newcastle.
There's not only fashion but also: dancing, singing, etc. the winner wears the typical crown (of Lucia) from the biggest Italian love story, from Milan zone (I promessi sposi - the betrothed), with happy ending (unlike Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet in Verona).
Not only the Beady Eye's beat, also the gnocca goes on (lol)
gnocca = (slang for) beautiful girl, Noel's idol Berlusconi is an expert (Bunga Bunga)
I said "goes on" 'cause in these days there has been a scandal (with money, not girls, this time, lol) for this political party (but every party had its scandals), that is very popular in the north (they also wanted the independence from the rest of Italy), and is linked to Berlusconi. Their idol is Braveheart William Wallace from Scotland. Noel's wife Sara would love it... (also because it's WilLIAM... enough said about that...)
Just like in England: a lot of regionalism... Noel would say: "everybody hates the English".

They say it's a racist political party, but it isn't really, at least not towards black people, in fact there are black people working for them, also a friend from university, she became a mayor in a town, for that party.

They have a strong sense of traditions, and always said that Rome (where is the government) steals money, which is true. If there wasn't the North, Italy would be a 3rd world country, not a case that it's close to Africa... (well, not the north). They don't recognise the Italian flag and even changed the anthem: the famous "Va pensiero, sull'ali dorate" (Go, thought, on golden wings) by Verdi, also because the Italian hymn says that "Italy is slave of Roma".
Look, the first one on the right is wearing those Noel Gallagher's Converse All Star-clown shoes!! same type! high, and black colour.
I just told to Liam: tomorrow I'm gonna wear the Pretty Green jacket you told me "nice jacket" in Milan, happy Easter LeGend :D
I don't idolise him as Noel's blinded fans do with "God", and when he says something that I think it's wrong, I say it - but it's so rare :) ...Noel's got too many idols... Paul Weller, Mario Balotelli (it was Tevez), Johnny Marr, Berlusconi, Mourinho, etc. he's clearly an insecure person...

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Mario Balotelli from A to Z

MANCHESTER - Corrected, without bullshit from tabloids... but maybe we're keeping some ;), 'cause, as Noel Gallagher says, we would like them to be true... (says a lot about all the stories and lies told by Noel...)

He’s one of the most talked about players in the Premier League, but it’s Mario Balotelli’s (as they call him in England: the enigmatic Italian hitman) outrageous antics, as much as his sensational talent, that hit the headlines.
The Manchester City star has become not­orious for his eccentric behaviour, on and off the field. Life around Mario is never dull.
The 21-year-old Italian’s latest escapade this week was to reveal his hot dates with the same hooker who romped with Wayne Rooney.
Here we present our ultimate A-Z guide to the ace who has lit up this football season...

A is for AC Milan. If you’re a footballer for Inter Milan, what’s the most inflammatory thing you can do? That’s right, parade around on national TV on the most seen TV programme as Super Mario Bros did wearing the shirt of your club’s rivals, AC Milan, and singing their anthem inside Inter changing rooms, and even being a fan of the club.

B is for bibs. (the story about him helping a boy being bullied wasn't true). At first, fans of other clubs mocked him for his difficulties while trying to wear bibs (during trainings), but then he was self-ironic (that is, intelligent) about it.

C is for curry. In Dec­ember 2011, Balotelli broke a 48-hour curfew before City’s game against Chelsea to go to a curry house, although he “was not drinking alcohol”, he “signed autographs, posed for pictures with fellow diners and was involved in a mock sword-fight”. The club launched an internal investigation.

D is for derby. Manchester Utd 1, Manchester City 6. Balotelli scored the first two goals and almost a 3rd one causing a red card, closing the game, as City handed United their heaviest defeat in Premier League history.

E is for ego. “There’s only one player that is a little stronger than me: Messi. All of the others are behind me.”

F is for fireworks. On the eve of the Manchester derby a friend of Mario (not Mario himself) set fireworks off in a bin at his home, then Mario put the bin in the bathroom where the curtains were set alight. The fire brigade was called.

United fans said: you're celebrating too soon...

G is for Gallagher, the real one. Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher in a cool Pretty Green store said about him: "I like that Balotelli geezer, that Mario dude. He's top, he's smart. The crackers is cool. He has attitude. Right now footballers are just a bit too professional. They are all like Coldplay. You need exciting players, the ones who are a bit bonkers. Balotelli is crazy, but he is young. I think, when the penny drops, he will be a mega-player."

H is for hilarious, (his crazy) hat and Holly Henderson. (the stories about him giving a lot of money in a church, in a pub and to homeless man weren't true). There are other (true) stories about him, like: visiting a school's toilet, his allergy to the grass, Balotelli and the pornstar Holly Henderson, provoking Ferdinand smiling and winking an eye and that one got angry as fuck, lol (at the end of Man City-Man td 1-0, FA Cup semifinal @ Wembley), etc.

I is for iron. When sent by his mum Silvia to John Lewis to buy an iron, the soccer ace returned with a trampoline.

J is for “Juicy Jenny” Thompson. The prostitute linked to Wayne Rooney also bedded Balotelli. After chanting “Rooney, Rooney!” at her across a restaurant (another correction: it was last year), the footballer later bumped into the hooker and asked for her number. The City star claims he never paid for her services.

K is for klutz. A back- heeled goal attempt against LA Galaxy (but it was just a friendly game in the summer) landed him in hot water with manager Roberto Man­cini. He was then subbed. Balotelli claimed that he only attempted the back-heel because he thought he was offside.

Americans defended him and said he makes football fun.

L is for Lothario. Balotelli reportedly shouted at a girl in a restaurant. With food falling from his mouth he told her to come over. Unbelievably, she did. He handed her his phone and told her to store her number. Even more unbelievably, she did. She then left without either of them saying another word. Who says romance is dead?

M is for Mancini. Bal­otelli recently admitted he hadn’t heard of Manchester City FC bef­ore joining them and only signed because manager Roberto Mancini was the best. He said: “If Mancini say something, he’s right.”

N is for Noel Gall­agher. A dedicated Man City fan (not sure about that... he caused many defeats), Noel recently announced on stage that Balotelli was his “fav­ourite person in the entire world”, licking the arses of Italians, as usual. Mario granted him an interview last month (of course Noel told lies and blamed Liam, as usual) where he admitted to being an Oasis fan. Some might say: dumb and dumber.

O is for open-top bus. When Man City won the FA Cup (first cup in 35 years, and he was the Man of the Match in the final), Balotelli was homesick, as usual, and went to Italy and missed the bus parade around the city.

P is for passenger seat. Pulled over by police for driving around Manchester with £25,000 in cash on his passenger seat, Balotelli was asked why. He laughed and rep­lied: “Because I'm rich”.

Q is for quad bike. The star loves roving around his £3million est­ate on his quad bike and insists he always wears a helmet to be safe.

R is for ruckus. The striker was involved in a public bust-up with team mate Aleksandar Kolarov during last Saturday’s draw with Sunderland.
Or R for rabona, one of his magic tricks.

S is for Sophie Read. He was linked to the Big Brother babe before his current girlfriend Raffaella Fico. Mario "betrayed" Sophie with her friend Faye Evette Betts. Sophie then slated Mario on Twitter, saying that he's a bastard. And you're a bitch.

T is for tricks. After being approached by a magician in Manchester’s Trafford Centre, Bal­otelli invited the wizard to his house to teach him to perform magic. He says he can only “do one trick, but it’s a good one”.

U is for undoubted talent. At 21 Bal­otelli has already scored nearly 50 professional goals and has won seven major trophies, including the Champions League.

V is for visitor. Balotelli once took his younger brother to visit a women’s prison. When questioned by guards Mario said he and his brother were “just curious at the fact that it was a women’s prison”.

W is for “why always me?” He explained he wore the famous T-shirt because “People always talk bad and say stuff about me. They don’t know me.” He then said he was going to donate the T-shirt to Noel. He clearly needs new clothes.

X is for X-ray. Mario has been hampered in his career by recurring knee injuries.

Y is for youth team. He was found guilty of throwing darts at members of the Man City youth team. His reason? “I got bored and wanted to pass some time.”

Z isn’t for Zzzzz. Bec­ause we’ll never get bored with following this crazy star’s antics.

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jetlagged Noel Gallagher and Messi Italian origins

BARCELONA - There's a strike in france (..............) and AC Milan had a delay (wasting the whole day), and fans are still @ airport and can't even go to Barcelona....... this is defo Noel the jetlagged jinx fault.
more about Noel fans saying that Noel Gallagher was "tired" (they know him personally eh, it's their godlike imaginary friend as Gem for Noel) when he said he didn't know why he left Oasis: they even say (another excuse, they learned that attitude from Noel) that it was the "jet lag's fault"... ahahahahaha hilarious, can you imagine: an High Flying Bird jet lagged... Yeah definitely, there's something wrong in Noel.
as in Japan when Gem accused Noel about his album (songs not by Noel) : maybe it was the jetlags fault.
today a "fuckoffed" a model from Verona (place of the fake story of Romeo&Juliet) using excuses, I can't stand that fake behaviour.

Messi is obviously of Italian origins (from the place of a famous poet, Leopardi from Recanati).
In 2002, he had a test @ Como (where Liam Gallagher always goes) and they rejected him (lol). Again, places where Liam goes are way too cool :)
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"como la cocina: mi plato favorito sigue siendo la 'milanesa' que hace mi mamá” (Marco Messi)
^_^ (favourite dish)
breaking news: not only no Thiago Silva and no fundamental Mark Van Bommel, maybe no Nesta and no Abate too :(

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Zlatan Ibra goal @ Camp Nou during training, he's Gulliver

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competition: win Monza and Liam's cool places

MONZA - Here's a competition as in the past years, to win Monza from Thursday 6 September: meeting all the Formula 1 drivers, shooting photos, on 7 September going around the big park of the circuit, sunbathing :), etc. oh and watching the cars too, lol.
During that Formula One weekend there's also the "Formula 1 rocks Milan" with a concert (speedy Beady Eye would be perfect), probably also the usual F1 night @ our Hollywood Milano where Liam Gallagher was (or afterparty @ associated Just Cavalli Hollywood where Liam was) and the McLaren shop to visit as usual. Too cool places for Noel Gallagher, in fact he's never been there.
I already have an Australian model (dedicated to Noel hating them) and a Czech model coming ;), but it's ok to have 3rd girl ;) to complete the foursome, lol (plus probably my sister working again @ Monza).
Last year we asked near which famous "Oasis place" Lewis Hamilton was born (Stevenage - Knebworth).
Two years ago we asked which Oasis song was covered by the McLaren drivers (Wonderwall).

This time something about Jenson Button (he usually stays @ Beady Eye same hotel, with Jessica Michibata), dedicated to the girls (they're interested in these things :)

For a commercial with Jenson (Noel: Button? he's a driver... - sometimes I feel like Noel is a retard), they had to use another person because a part of his body looks feminine...
(Noel Gallagher would say: so he's gay)
Which is this part of the body?

a) feet
b) hands
c) nose

answer to marco@miamilan.com
If you win, we'll give you all the info, also if you need to travel

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