Milano Jazzin' Festival 2012: Kasabian, Stone Roses

MILAN - dedicated to Natalie S., the "best conceivable English model".
The name changed, now it's "Milano Arena Festival" and no more "Milano Jazzin' Festival", the city of Milan is not giving money for this event...how strange with the new mayor eh...
Exclusive preview - double July, not only the Heineken Jammin' festival.
first band: the Killers (born thanks to Oasis, but Noel Gallagher says Oasis failed in the Usa, because of Liam...huge bullshit, as I already explained in the past weeks).
The Killers are working on the new album with Beady Eye's Steve Lillywhite.
We were there in 2009 on the front row with Ennio Morricone and 2010 with Paolo Nutini, Florence & the Machine, Mark Knopfler, etc. in 2011 there were Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin), Ringo Starr (Beatles), Burt Bacharach, White Lies, Skunk Anansie, Ben Harper, Duran Duran, Slash (Guns N'Roses), Lou Reed, Cyndi Lauper, etc.
many other bands announced soon, so expect big names as in the past years.

4: the Cranberries
5: Gipsy Kings
8: Ray Manzarek & Robby Krieger (Doors)
11: Marilyn Manson
14: B.B.King
17: Stone Roses
18: Alanis Morissette
19: Kasabian
27: the Beach Boys
30: Alice Cooper

Believe me Natalie
Natalie Portman, another one with birthday on 9 June as Johnny Depp-my-sister-Pretty Green-me ;)

lost soul Mario Balotelli at the end of the season could be back to his favourite Milan, so he can visit again the women's prison, lol

Mister Brightside
Florence, Italy, featuring the Polish actress Izabella Miko

Romeo and Juliet (Dire Straits cover)



Paolo Nutini in Milano, "Caruso" in Italian, back to his origins, drinking Italian wine ;)



the legend, singing Tangerine, one of my favourites



All these things that I've done

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Pretty Green in Denmark and gondoliere t-shirt, Valentine's day

VENEZIA - Pretty Green will open a store on 2nd February in Copenhagen, Denmark (video and video - actually, Liam HAS got a big nose :). Liam Gallagher will be making an appearance at the opening.
As I was posting about the Morricone and the Carnevale  in Venice, ideal romantic travel for Valentine's day :), here's the Pretty Green new t-shirt inspired by the gondoliers. 

This is the film "Venezia, la luna e tu" (Venice, the moon and you), featuring the legendary Alberto Sordi.

bigger stripes to make it a bit different, click here         

www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com

Cincinnati ostrega! ahahaha (ostrega = sort of - positive - swearing in some Northern Italy zones) 

magic. featuring English Saint Marco lion :)

poem about Venice from our literature prizes, when we invited and met Paul McCartney

Maska

Oglądam film o karnawale weneckim...

...dziewczyna w czarnych pończochach wabi

słonia dwa lwy niebieskie z malinowym jęzorem

i łapie w locie obrączkę ślubną.

Ciała nasze krnąbrne i nieskore do żałoby

nasze podniebienia smakują leguminę

popraw papierowe wstęgi i wieńce

pochyl się tak: biodro niech dotyka biodra

twoje uda są żywe

uciekajmy uciekajmy.

Maschera

Assisto a un film sul carnevale veneziano...

...la ragazza dalle calze nere alletta l'elefante

i due leoni azzurri dalla lingua color lampone

e afferra al volo la fede nuziale.

I nostri corpi sono indocili e restii al lutto,

ghiotti sono i nostri palati di leccornie,

aggiùstati i nastri e le ghirlande di cartavelina,

chìnati così che l’anca sfiori l’anca,

le tue cosce sono vive,
fuggiamo, fuggiamo via.

yesterday in Sheffield, gold medal Carolina Kostner (Italy) champion for the 4th time
(Gallagher-Kostner :), it's a surname from the very North of Italy as my family, near Austria... Northern soul :)
-4 months to Euro 2012
-6 months to the Olympic Games 2012
(Noel, don't copy the music)

breaking news: 1984 born Tevez @ Milan in a few days (lol). The neverending story, 1984 film, sung by Limahl (Hamill) from Wigan, near Manchester (song written by Italian Giorgio Moroder).

nostalgia :( ... very '80s, hair included :)

The Gallaghers both learned long ago that if you don't brag on yourself, nobody else will. Noel has already planned his future return to Oasis, his contrite and obedient brother, and his hero's welcome from the rest of us unwashed peasants. Expect the date to be announced after the tour for the AA album is finished and Noel has wised up and divorced Yoko.

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wish list - I sell myself :)

MILAN - You know I "talk straight" :) and I say everything.
I've seen there are some bitches (lol), also famous bitches, who put their "wish list" of gifts they would like to receive (also on websites as Amazon, etc.). Thinking bad of people is a sin, but most of the times you're right... so I can imagine that "in exchange" of those gifts, they give themselves...

I absolutely must create my wish list.
(lol)
Life is one, and everything and everybody has a price. 

Well, women always want to be "the same" as men, the "gender equality", so here I want to be the same as them :) 

I blame it on (not the changing of the seasons, as Roll It Over :), on the financial crisis.
With this post I don't mean Beady Eye fans are gay, lol. But there must be some rich women who would buy me :D ...I can be their Italian gigolo ahaha.

Or maybe some Manchester City's sheikhs, I can work in their garden :)
As I was posting about old Italian songs, this is not gay Renato Zero song "Mi vendo" (I sell myself) ahaha.
I was writing about those high flying birds who have no feet on the ground...
So today let's do the same: usually "the little things they make me so happy (all I wanna do is live by the sea)" (Oasis' It's good to be free), but now here "am I happy with that? no I'm not! I want more!"
(mocking Noel).
The other day the legend Tony McCarrol said: "I've never taken advantage of the Oasis connections over the years. There have been a lot of offers and opportunities but I just never felt the need to. I've been living a really normal life, nothing much has been going on."
Let's take advantage :), life can't be normal.
Now, seriously, this is my wish list for you to remember for my birthday :), 9 June, that is also Pretty Green birthday.

Sometimes there are people who offer me money for advertisements (you know, banners, those things) on some of my websites. That's also why I'm posting this.

this is for you Liam... the Pretty Green blue cashmere pullover is beautiful, thanks. Stop trying to delete Noel's final statement on the official site, leave him alone. Keep on visiting Oasisblues.
www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com

Liam Gallagher driving. God Noel has no driving license, guess God thinks he's not able

as car, I always liked the English Jaguar or the English Lotus, and of course the English McLaren.
Jaguar as my first girlfriend's car.
"She looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load" (Oasis, Step out)
"I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame" (Oasis, Going nowhere)

it's sad to say but often when you're rich or have a great car, you "automatically" have a beautiful woman.

But if it's a woman buying me (lol), she would be probably older. I always say "love has no age" and it's true.

Since I was a kid I always liked that girl who would have become Liam's wife for some time (Patsy Kensit), this is the Dutch model Karen Mulder, I always liked her elegant beauty (both of them were born in 1968, so yes, they're really older)

Liam on his Milano mod Lambretta. Italian scooter also in Pretty Green stores and @ nights

McLaren MP4-12C, better silver colour

www.mclarenitaly.blogspot.com

a red, acoustic guitar (this is a Gibson Hummingbird)

what else? ...hmm I could have some of these and other things, not all of them are impossible. Anyway, the "all I wanna do is live by the sea" could still be nice, but I should sell one of our houses. Someday. Photo: (and you're singing) Shangri-La, in my Brit island Minorca.

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Beady Eye best-selling vinyl singles 2011 +Liam collaborations

LONDON - 45: Balotelli! Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher's Beady Eye scored the biggest selling vinyl singles of 2011, with The Roller, and three of their singles featuring in the top five of the year's best sellers, reports The Official Charts Company.

I remember when all the people (Noel included) always said that Beady Eye failed with their singles. They probably didn't know (in Noel's case: he pretended he didn't know) they released singles on vinyls only, and only a very few people have a vinyls player, they're for collectors only.
I remember Noel the victim was all worried: oh I may fail...
Top 10 most selling vinyl singles of 2011:

1. Beady Eye, The Roller
2. Beady Eye, Millionaire
3. Morrissey, Glamorous Glue
4. Beady Eye, The Beat Goes On
5. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, The Death Of You And Me
6. Arctic Monkeys, Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
7. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, AKA What A Life
8. Beady Eye, Four Letter Word
9. Miles Kane, Come Closer
10. Manic Street Preachers, Postcards From A Young Man

(Bring The Light was published in 2010)


According to some high-flying brains people, Beady Eye are gay.
It's not clear why (you know, big brains are cryptic), it seems because they're linked to fashion (Pretty Green).
Hmmm... but so why their idol always said he likes them?
The cases can only be 3:
1) Noel is a liar 2) Noel is a gay (also for singing in falsetto as Farinelli the Castrated and always being on Grazia magazine) 3) they're a bunch of jealous faggots.
These high flying birds have no feet on the ground...


For the big match Milan-Lazio (quarter finals of the Italian Cup-Coppa Italia) @ legendary San Siro on Thursday, the tickets cost only 10 Euros, very close to the pitch (1.anello).

Liam Gallagher collaborations

‎1. Carnation (Paul Weller, Damon Minchella and friends)

2. Scorpio rising (Death in Vegas)

3. Love me and leave me (The Seahorses)

4. Nothing lasts forever (Echo & the Bunnymen)

5. Shoot down (The Prodigy)

6. History (The Verve)

7. Come on (The Verve)

The photo is another one from the Be Here Now sessions, you can recognise it from the floor, there were also Meg and Patsy, my wife, lol (I still believe :) ...she's too old but "love has no age" :)

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countdown to different year still speeding

WOKING - New McLaren (the numbers will still be 3 - ring F1 circus- and 4 - letter word :) in a few days in February when Beady Eye start to record their 2nd album, and new 2012 teamwear, the silver is back... the t-shirts are white this year. Good, 'cause last year the black ones were difficult to wear in the sun in Italy :) (I told them) - click here

home-made Vodafone McLaren steering wheel and pedals... I must confess my "weakness": I can't resist training reflexes even at home. Useful for when I'll drive on Monza circuit again and again

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Oasis "inspiration" compilation

MILAN - More Pretty Green sales. The maniac's trenchcoat, lol. Don't wear anything under it, then use it in parks and open it when you see a girl :) 

model: Natasha. 

tags: plagiarism, royalties (paid and to be paid), copyright infringement, LOL 

outrageous. 

T-Rex (Marc Bolan), Get it on (Cigarettes & alcohol) 

The New Seekers, I'd like to teach the world to sing (Shakermaker) 

Neil Innes, How sweet to be an idiot (Whatever) 

Gary Glitter, Hello hello it's good to be back (Hello) 

The Beatles, Tomorrow never knows (Falling down) 

The Doors, Five to one (Waiting for the rapture) 

Burt Bacharach, This guy's in love with you (Half the world away) 

Neil Young, Heart of gold (The girl in the dirty shirt) 

Cliff Richard, Devil woman (The turning) 

Stereophonics, Same size feet (The Hindu times)

Stevie Wonder, Uptight - everything's alright (Step out)

The La's, Clean prophet (The importance of being idle)

Iggy Pop, Nightclubbing (Force of nature)

Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover (Fuckin' in the bushes)

Wham, Freedom (Fade away)

George Harrison, My sweet Lord (The Hindu times+Supersonic)

the Wham is a bit ironic, 'cause he hates "fucking fags as George Michael", lol

and after the blue cashmere pullover Liam gave me, here's another new item dedicated to the blues, a nice scarf

Noel singing

WHAT THE FUCK... is there still people saying Noel Gallagher would have made it without Liam? This is utter SHITE.

2:23 aaaaarghhhhh but aaaaahhhlllll I need...

at the end the people even say: Liam! Liam! Liam! lol

here's me answering to Noel mocking Liam again:

"Noel... if Liam didn't sing them, you wouldn't even have been known."

a girl fan of Noel: yeah, your right, Don't Look Back..., Masterplan..., The Importance... etc. are crappy songs that nobody likes

me: you clearly weren't there in 1994, or you would have known why... right, can you imagine Don't Look Back..., Masterplan..., The Importance etc. sung by Liam? everybody would have liked them.

I think you can't really speak about MUSIC with a girl, because the things they say are somehow moved by jealousy... because all of them are secretly in love with Liam.
I mean the things they say about Liam are unreal... not even in front of evidence they admit anything.

Besides, on Definitely Maybe it was only Liam singing.

latest news:

Noel's concert in Monterrey: cancelled.
Noel the liar is gonna say: it's Liam's fault.
Gig cancelled because there were still A LOT of tickets available. About 3000 were sold, out of 8000-9000. They will tell you some other excuse... sold out the European gigs "in a few minutes" (truth: we found tickets even 3 months later)

Tevez refused Paris!
He refused £10million-a-year and would even take a pay cut to get a move to Milan. Leonardo said: "We didn't get a deal, maybe we never will."
Leonardo the liar is gonna say: it's Berlusconi's fault.

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compilations and fringe hairstyle

MILAN - Today was Jenson Button's birthday, new hairstyle for Jessica Michibata: Oasis' fringe. Always fashionable. Don't show it to Noel Gallagher or he could use it to sell albums (Tony McCarroll docet). Of course Liam's hairstyle.
Just like Noel's videos with attractive girls. Wearing something American-flagged, so he can reach the 28th position.
By the way, Japanese:

NOEL GOD JESUS POPE GALLAGHER STOP WITH THESE BULLSHIT:
"Some girl comes up to me at the airport in Japan. She was pregnant. She says to me, "Can you touch my stomach and bless my baby?" Sorry? "Please touch my stomach and bless my baby." Ok… there you go, kid… consider yourself blessed. Then she says… "Please can you name my baby?" What? "Please name my baby." What now?? Right now?? "Yes please." Ok… Is it a boy or a girl? "Oh, I don't know yet!!"

who's laughing? nobody.

according to Facebook, only one: "Erika Juventina". It's not even a surname but a fan of Juventus. As Noel's friend Del Piero. I noticed there are so many Juventus fans who don't put their surname... probably because they are still investigated... or because they're scaredy cats as Noel (they don't even admit they're fighting to win the league... easy strategy).
Thank God there's no comment feature under Noel's posts.

"Noel’s got a lot of stories, but how many of them are actually true is another matter. Few of them are rooted in truth."

(Paul Weller)

Oasis' Creation Records asks your Top 10 favorite Creation Records Playlist (songs in the '90s)
mine:
Oasis/The Real People, "Rockin' chair"
Oasis/The Real People/Neil Innes, "Whatever"
Oasis/The Real People, "Don't go away"
Oasis/T-Rex, "Cigarettes & Alcohol"
Oasis/Burt Bacharach, "Half the world away"
Oasis/Neil Young, "The girl in the dirty shirt"
Oasis/New Seekers, "Shakermaker"
Oasis/The Real People, "Columbia"
Oasis/Stevie Wonder, "Step out"
Idha, "Sorry"
Teenage Fanclub, "Going places"

;) lol

Or I could pick other ones as Oasis/Gary Glitter, "Hello", etc.
They ask in the '80s too of course, but I was too young to listen to their songs, I was "a kid called Beadyeye" :)

here's the video for the Pretty Green super compilation.

songs picked by Liam Gallagher, Andy, Paul and me, and from Pretty Green videos.

also added: the places reminding us the songs... 

1. Donovan, Goo Goo Barabajagal, Love is hot (Milan)

2. Teenage Fanclub, Going places (Monza)

Liam's favourite band, song picked by me (from "Grand Prix")

3. George Harrison, Wah wah (New York City)

Liam's favourite Beatle & album

4. Five Stairsteps, We must be in love (Milan)

song and artist (Curtis Mayfield) chosen by Paul and Andy

5. Matt Monro, On days like these (Italian Alps mountains)

Love songs, the Italian Job

6. The Who, Baba O'Riley (Beachy Head, Eastbourne)

7. Paul Weller, All I wanna do is be with you (Venice, Italy)

album chosen by Andy & Liam, song picked by me

8. Beady Eye, In the bubble with a bullet (Italian countryside)

9. Oasis, Better man (early cooler version, see from 35:05) (Tuscany, Italy, 2002)

10. Pop Levi, Blue honey (London)

11. The Who, The real me (Carnaby Street, London)

Quadrophenia

12. Randy California, Rain (Beatles cover) (Copenhagen, Denmark)

not the cover the Good Rebel by Noel Gallagher, lol

13. The Rolling Stones, Monkey Man (Newcastle and Reading). model: Silvia.

"I'm a cold Italian pizza... ;) we love to play the blues!"

14. The Small Faces, Afterglow of your love (Covent Garden Piazza, London)

15. The Who, I can see for miles (Isle of Wight)

16. The Yellow Moon Band, Entangled (Manchester)

17. Henry Roland, After all (London)

Amorphous Androgynous, A Monstrous Psychedelic Bubble

18. Paul Weller, In Amsterdam (Amsterdam, Holland)

19. Beady Eye, Man of Misery (Brighton)

20. The Jam, Pretty green (Woking, Paul & McLaren's city) 

of course the leech Noel Gallagher the looter, the parasite must always steal things from other musicians (High Flying Birds is from Jefferson Airplane song and Fleetwood Mac). He doesn't even have a band. At least Beady Eye have their own name.

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Italian 60s songs - updated

MILAN - Photo: Fausto Papetti records (he played saxophone), always with nude girls ^_^
Remember the Beady Eye-Pretty Green mod style rules: sunglasses need to be large, round and plastic.
There is no Pretty Green womenswear yet, so the Pretty Green girl is still naked.
Meanwhile, it's official: Manchester City sponsor Heineken Jammin Festival this summer is in Milano, not Venice. There could be Noel Gallagher during his summer tour. He always copies Liam. Prepare the plums. Do you remember my post about our songs influenced by the Beatles (old post, see here), I wrote some other things. I wasn't even born, but we were influenced by our parents.
I still have to post about the '70s, soon.
Let's repeat some of those '60s videos here, also for the new readers.

Noel Gallagher's biggest inspiration, Ennio Morricone, for the melodies, strings and choirs. For example, if you whistle "Part of the queue", it's a spaghetti western melody. Since Oasis' first album Definitely Maybe, with on the cover this '60s film featuring Morricone music. We've seen him live some times and also met (he has a "bad", strong character :), @ Milan Duomo cathedral and on the front row :).
Soon another post about him.

By the way, Saint Marco square: Venice Carnival is from 11 to 21 February, this year



Al Bano, "Nel sole" (=in the sun) with Romina Power, his (ex) wife

The Rokes (by Shel Shapiro from London),

English band successful in Italy and singing in Italian with English accent :)

they were the "Italian Beatles".

When they're close, look at the hairstyles, lol

"C'è una strana espressione nei tuoi occhi" (=there's a strange expression in your beady eyes... they mean that you don't love me anymore")

Other famous songs by them: "Bisogna saper perdere" (with Lucio Dalla), "Che colpa abbiamo noi", "E' la pioggia che va", etc.

(there was another singer from UK, Mal, singing in Italian, and one from USA, Rocky Roberts)

Maurizio (from Milan), "Cinque minuti e poi" (=five minutes and then), about airports :)

this one's dedicated to Noel Gallagher and the High Flying Birds (do you think I'm kind with him now...wait :). ... the final part is very Noel The Liar about the Oasis reunion: "...lies! lies! you won't come back!"

Nico Fidenco, "Con te sulla spiaggia" (=with you on the beach)

my favourite video, lol...for the faces. Featuring brunette Victoria Beckham at 0:07 ahaha and at 0:49 with the ball the double of an English girl I know, we laughed for one week, lol
Other song: "Legata a un granello di sabbia" (with those strings and choir Noel likes and took from Ennio Morricone). Noel says looters are "fucking idiots" and he's the biggest looter of music...

i Giganti (the Giants, from Milan), "Una ragazza in due (mai le dirò)" (=A girl in two - I'll never tell her)

Marco summer version: a boy in 2, lol (threesome ^_^)

Another song: "Tema"

Dik Dik, "L'isola di Wight" (they have a restaurant-club near Milan, with the same name).
Noel Gallagher would sing: hippy fucking hippiesssss  fucking hippyyyyyyyy lol
featuring Beady Eye @ Isle of Wight, Liam @ 0:52 wearing his cowboy hat.

Other ones: "Il primo giorno di primavera" (the first day of spring),

"Sognando California" (cover of California dreamin')

i Pooh (one of the most famous historic bands), "In silenzio" + "Piccola Katy"

Pretty Green graphics and clothes, lol

"...and in a morning of grey fog, suddenly you decided to go away...go go, little Katy"

Another famous song: "Tanta voglia di lei", etc. in the 70s

Mina (very popular, a sort of holy figure, as Noel God Gallagher lol, also because she doesn't appear in public anymore now, some say because she's fat, but she's still one of the greatest artists, born near Milan).
Holy figure like the media darling Noel Gallagher but unfortunately he appears too much in public though he isn't fat... but he insults his own fans because they're fat.
"Grande grande grande" (= [you're] great great great)

about someone with a bad character as Liam Gallagher ahaha (he hasn't) but she still loves him :) - she says: I love you then I hate you then I love you... it's great only you.
Also featuring some words said by Noel about Liam, more or less: you're the worst man one could ever meet, lol.
But it's more Liam 'cause she says: don't leave me anymore! ahahaha
Other songs: "Se telefonando" (if calling by phone), "E' l'uomo per me" (he's the man for me), "Stessa spiaggia stesso mare" (same beach same sea), etc.

Little Tony, "Cuore matto" (=mad heart)

It's another one dedicated to Noel Gallagher: "...'cause the truth, you never told the truth!"
Also featuring some piano similar to Beady Eye's Beatles and Stones.
The man speaking @ 0:15 was Ferruccio Amendola, the most famous Italian film dubber, gave his voice to Dustin Hoffman, Sylvester Stallone, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino, etc. They say Italians have the best dubbers while in other countries they're shite.

Another song: "Riderà" (she'll laugh)

Rita Pavone, "La partita di pallone" (=old way to say: the football match), also featuring AC Milan champions in the '60s, Gianni Rivera.

It's about a jealous girl doubting her boyfriend was really going to the stadium :), so she wants to go there.
Then it can't be Noel... as Liam says: he's a poor City fan, lol. He even missed the FA Cup final.
Other famous ones: "Il ballo del mattone", "Datemi un martello", "Viva la pappa col pomodoro", "Che m'importa del mondo", "Come te non c'è nessuno", etc.

Franco IV e Franco I, "Ho scritto t'amo sulla sabbia" (=I wrote I love you on the sand)

this is a fucking great song (not the video :), could influence songs even today



Franco Tozzi, I tuoi occhi verdi (your green eyes)

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dominating the world wide web

MILAN - 4 letter colour. Pretty Green Italy and McLaren Milan are still "blogspot", but are in development. There are people always offering money for advertisements on the sites, but "life in Milan is selective, very selective" :), I always have to choose which ones. 

Carnation with Liam Gallagher and Noel The Plum. I still have a tape, I was with some Oasis groupies and there was Damon Minchella (from Liverpool) with Paul Weller, who received sunflowers from one of the groupies (a girl giving flowers to a man, how rare :). Damon always used to bring scarves of the Italian national football team, 'cause he's clearly of Italian origins, and once he said (tried to say) something in Italian, we were laughing "rotflmfao", he sounded like one with a potato in his mouth :O

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Balotelli walks into a school and asks if he can use the toilet

MANCHESTER - Here's a silly question. Which City player is most likely to pop into a school and ask to use the loo? If you didn't answer Mario Balotelli, you've not been keeping up.
The Italian striker's unpredictable behaviour has made him a cult figure not just with the Blues faithful but football fans all over the world, Florida included.
Always expect the unexpected with Mario, as Sherlock might say.
You can get a free (also Mario's) Umbro t-shirt (2011 champions) with an online order here.

Manchester City star Mario Balotelli stunned college students when he parked his luxury Bentley outside their classrooms and strolled in to ask if he could use the toilet.
The eccentric Blues star turned up unannounced at the 1,800-pupil Xaverian College in Manchester around 1.30pm.
Parking his white Bentley in the car park he strolled into the Rusholme college’s canteen area to ask pupils where the toilets were.
After spending a penny he went into the staff room to speak to teachers.
Accompanied by three friends he then walked around the campus of the sixth form college followed by cheering Man City supporting students.
After staying for around 20 minutes Balotelli and his friends drove off – leaving amazed students frantically calling and texting their friends to tell them what happened.
Eighteen-year-old Edward Gasson was sitting in the canteen with friends when the Blues star arrived.
He said: “Balotelli parked his Bentley outside then came in and was asking where the toilets were, then he went to the teacher’s staff room.
“After that he was just walking round campus like he owned the place and everyone was following him around.
“It was amazing to see him but it was a bit ridiculous for him to come here – you would never expect it to happen.”
Fellow student Josh Keogh, also 18, said: “When he was walking around all the City fans were cheering him.
“He just seemed proper chilled. It was really weird to see him at our college but pretty amazing.”
A spokesperson for Catholic Xaverian College on Lower Park Road - which is located just a mile from City's former Maine Road ground - confirmed the star had visited the college.
They said: ‘Xaverian was delighted to receive a surprise visit from Mario, who chatted to some of the students at one of Manchester’s most successful colleges.
“We weren’t able to enrol him on any courses, but he is welcome back anytime.”
Excited pupils posted messages about the visit on Twitter.
Lauren Garnes tweeted: "Ok so Mario Balotelli randomly turned up at my college today, walked round for a bit and drove off in his white bentley.. average day really"
O'brien Richards wrote: "Balotelli walking aroun in my college", while another student tweeted: "Why is Balotelli even at xaverian college? Hahahhahahaaa"
One pupil added: "Why was balotelli rolling through my college? He has too much time on his hands man".
Balotelli played for City in the night before's Carling Cup semi final vs Liverpool at the Etihad Stadium but was substituted shortly before half time after suffering an injury.
The player last year wore a T-shirt with the words "Why always me?" after a string of headlines about his eccentric off-field behaviour.
In October 2010 he drove his Mercedes through an open security gate at a women's prison in Italy after deciding he would take a look around. He was questioned by prison officials for half an hour before he was allowed to leave.
Last October his Cheshire home was set on fire when a firework went off in the bathroom and at Christmas he walked into St John's Church, Chorlton, for midnight mass and put £200 into the collection tin.
It has also been reported that he drove around Manchester handing money to homeless people, although this was denied by Manchester City (but it was true).
In an interview with an Italian newspaper earlier this week he said: "I'm not mad, not at all – even if sometimes I do things that are a bit strange."

Amy G

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tabloids bullshit: woman with TWO vaginas lost her virginity TWICE

LONDON - ahahahahaha come onnnnnnn it can't be true... how can people believe tabloids. Maybe these things can happen in the world but just a case: she's also attractive and goes to sex clubs. tssskkkkkkkkkkkkk

This is another proof that all the things they write about Liam Gallagher and Mario Balotelli are bullshit.
Come on why don't they show her vaginas? lol
Or maybe today is April Fools' Day...  

A woman told how a one-in-a-million medical condition led to her being born with TWO fully-formed vaginas.
Hazel Jones, 27, said it means she has lost her virginity TWICE.
But she added she was so at ease with her body that she goes to sex clubs with her husband.
First, Hazel said she was 18 before being diagnosed with uterus didelphys.
It occurs when a barrier between two tubes that form the uterus fails to break down during development, leaving two internal channels.
Hazel, of High Wycombe, Bucks, did not realise she was different until her periods started at 14. She said: "I told friends. They looked even more confused than me."
She went to hospital four years later to learn the truth. She added: "I thought it was amazing."
Hazel told The Sun last night she and hubby Riki visited fetish clubs, explaining: "It shows how relaxed I am.
"My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back. In fact, it's something I celebrate."

Ok, I'm thinking it makes sense... 2 vaginas, 2 virginities lost. If they were 3 vaginas, 3 virginities lost.

in the video she has a face as to say: what the fuck are they forcing (paying) me to tell? and the "Hazel Jones has two vaginas" written below is hilarious as in some joke

to see if it's true, maybe I have to go to sex clubs, lol.
I went only once (ok, maybe twice... 2 vaginas, 2 times, lol) when I was soldier with my friends... and I remember everyone was forced to pay an ORANGE JUICE to some bitch, for 25 euros (!). A nice blonde bitch sit down next to me, and we were already a bit drunk (luckily, 'cause it would have cost there) but then going to such a place you somehow become "serious", lol. You laugh, but inside you're serious, 'cause The Man wants to have sex. You can't have there. It's all about mafia. And when she told me she was Hungarian I told her things like: your blue eyes remind me of Balaton lake... (I've never been on the Balaton lake). I was romantic even with a bitch, LOL. People tell me the Balaton water is not blue but rather turbid... turbid as a bitch :)

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Pretty Green super compilation

MILAN - Windows movie maker is a complete shite. I couldn't use photos... I'll try again. 

This is on Mixcloud used by Andy, as Soundcloud, audio only. 

email me to download it, to listen on the iPod while travelling ;) 

songs picked by Liam Gallagher, Andy Bell, Paul Weller and me, and from Pretty Green videos.
also added: the places reminding us the songs... well, usually it's the song reminding a place :)

1. Donovan, Goo Goo Barabajagal, Love is hot (Milan)

2. Teenage Fanclub, Going places (Monza)
Liam's favourite band, song picked by me (from "Grand Prix")

3. George Harrison, Wah wah (New York City)
Liam's favourite Beatle & album

4. Five Stairsteps, We must be in love (Milan)
song and artist (Curtis Mayfield) chosen by Paul and Andy

5. Matt Monro, On days like these (Italian Alps mountains)
Love songs, the Italian Job

6. The Who, Baba O'Riley (Beachy Head, Eastbourne)

7. Paul Weller, All I wanna do is be with you (Venice, Italy)
album chosen by Andy & Liam, song picked by me

8. Beady Eye, In the bubble with a bullet (Italian countryside)

9. Oasis, Better man (early cool version, see from 35:05) (Tuscany, Italy, 2002)

10. Pop Levi, Blue honey (London)

11. The Who, The real me (Carnaby Street, London)
Quadrophenia

12. Randy California, Rain (Beatles cover) (Copenhagen, Denmark)
not the cover the Good Rebel by Noel Gallagher, lol

13. The Rolling Stones, Monkey Man (Newcastle and Reading)
"I'm a cold Italian pizza... ;) we love to play the blues!"

14. The Small Faces, Afterglow of your love (Covent Garden Piazza, London)

15. The Who, I can see for miles (Isle of Wight)

16. The Yellow Moon Band, Entangled (Manchester)

17. Henry Roland, After all (London)
Amorphous Androgynous, A Monstrous Psychedelic Bubble

18. Paul Weller, In Amsterdam (Amsterdam, Holland)

19. Beady Eye, Man of Misery (Brighton)

20. The Jam, Pretty green (Woking, Paul & McLaren's city)

www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com


if you run a page for some beautiful girl or model, they'll write you nonsense things, they think to know you without knowing you, they seem to live outside the world and you can understand what a pathetic bunch of wankers men are ;)
I don't know how you girls can stay with a man. Really, if I was a girl I would be 100% lesbian. And I would continuously touch my tits and finger myself. What a wanker ahahaha

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Balotelli: I have no friends in England, I'd rather go to Italy

MANCHESTER - Former AC Milan David Beckham meets again (last time in Los Angeles) AC Milan fan Mario Balotelli, this time @ derby.
Noel Gallagher would say: everybody hates the English people.
Despite what tabloids write ("Balotelli wants to stay in England", because all the people love him... of course tabloids too, 'cause they can write a lot of fake news about him), yesterday Mario said again that tabloids write a lot of bullshit, and again, also for the second time in a few days, that he could come back to Italy, 'cause he has no friends in England. And that he wouldn't go to Spain, no Barcelona and no Real Madrid.
I don't think Mario will stay @ City for a long time... and he can't miss games because of behaviour so many times... he needs his AC to do something to his head as they did with Cassano, Ibrahimovic...next one Tevez...

Yesterday Tevez refused Inter proposal and said he wants to play with Ibrahimovic (just like what Ronaldinho said... and then he joined AC with some good results).

Meanwhile, Beckham refused Paris Saint Germain and stays in Los Angeles. Also Tevez refused Paris.
Balotelli worked with both Mourinho and Mancini during his time at Inter Milan and reckons the Italian has the edge. Super Mario said: "On a personal level, I'd say first Mancini, then Mourinho.
"A coach must get 100 per cent out of a player and Mancini is good because that's what he's doing. Our relationship is great."
Mourinho used to insult him, Mancini helps him. Difference.

news about Tevez soap opera. Galliani will travel to Manchester. If Tevez joins us in these days, the idea is to present him just a few minutes before the derby at the stadium! Inter fans would die of jealousy :D (just like people towards Liam).
But the real situation of Carlitos is:
when Inter showed their interest in him, he wanted to speak in some interview, saying that he wants to join AC Milan only (he already refused Paris), also because he wants to play with Ibra. But his agent stopped him, because he knows at Manchester City they're still angry with him and don't want to make him happy.

Manchester City received an EMAIL (!) with an offer from Inter.
It went to the spam folder.

About Kompany.. it wasn't even a foul and our captain got a 4 match-ban.
It was not even from behind, as other tackles that did not even get a yellow card...
I'd like to see all the people saying it was a red car, what will they think in case of a similar clean tackle by some English player sent off during Euro 2012 or World Cup 2014... there would be a revolution against Blatter.

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Oasis mysteries: the curse

MANCHESTER - "Yhe curse of Oasis"... because 2012 is the year of predictions... A bit to mock Noel too. Godlike, lol.
You could notice that I quoted The Who ("I can see for miles"), "The Eiffel Tower and the Taj Mahal are mine to see on clear days, you thought that I would need a crystal ball to see right through the haze"...
"...from my crystal gazing eye, there shines a light, like dynamite..." Song: "Everybody's on the run" (choir & strings version), inspired by Italian maestro Morricone.
All the greatest albums in music history have some mystery in their artworks... see Led Zeppelin (accused of satanism), etc. (Noel is a fan, a bit secretly... and never mentions them in his lists of top bands or albums or songs, etc. but I remember in a backstage he was "dying" to meet them, he couldn't wait. Liam too).
Also notice that Noel in Heathen Chemistry in Paris (where they split) is the only one looking in another direction... That was the first album where every member wrote something and that year is when Noel started to think about a solo career (following the flop of Standing on the shoulder of giants), and also some solo song come from those 2001 sessions.
At the end one is expecting something to happen... I could put one of my subliminal images... like Brad Pitt's penis, lol. The dark could be: "all we know is that we don't know how it's gonna be... life on the other hand won't make you understand we're all part of a masterplan"...

You might think (quoting Noel) that some things are said under the effect of one or another thing ahaha but no I didn't spend £7,000 in bar as Noel last night, lol. Anyway, "in vino veritas"... then Noel surely doesn't drink wine ahaha
I know the weakest point of the video is George Best...but anyway he was a Manchester United player... and the strange thing is also that Liam is on the floor, as if he was dead. 

I had to use a few words and it seems that Liam died in 2005, lol. But it can be on purpose so people will feel sorry for him :) 

Nah they won't, the victim is always Noel Gallagher...

and about jinx... now I know why we lost the derby...that after the 1-6, now at home, it should have been an easy win... the jinx Noel the grandfather "the scaredy cat, the poor City fan" (said by Liam) was at the stadium... (and with a new jacket eh...the same of when he met Del Piero, it's the jacket for the changing rooms...). Just like when he supported Back The Bid England 2018... that should have been an easy win... of course England lost the hosting.

In france, they think the same: when he was at the stadium for the World Cup supporting Italy, france lost ehehehehe 

Also, Oasis erased gigs in france in 2000 and split in Paris...

I see the people are starting to realise some things...I wanted to be the only one but at least I'm not the only one with certain "theories"...
"Poor Noelie-Poo the Victim, being threatened by Nasty Baby Brother Liam Gallagher. The Chief needs to go back to Manchester and toughen up again, just box the snotty little pup's ears and go on like he did in the good ol' days before Sara neutered him."

"I like Oasis better than the Beatles. More fun. High Flying Buds is good cure for insomnia, though."

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Messi does NOT deserve any more Golden Balls +Oasis competition

ZURICH - 3 are more than enough... with Barcelona there are many great players who play for him... in fact, with Argentina he doesn't play good. 

Xavi deserved it more. 

In Spain there are no defences...in Italy he would score half and would get injured... in fact, Messi vs Italian teams scored only 1 goal, on a penalty (he was uncorrect and even got a yellow card and had to repeat it), just last November. And he had to get a red card for another foul... just because he's called Messi, he wasn't sent off.
He's overrated... just like Noel Gallagher.

...some time ago Messi maybe said he wanted to be Noel in an Oasis tribute band... but then Messi said it wasn't true (why there are always lies around Noel?)
I love it when people say: oh Barcelona 70% ball possession, what a great football... 25% of it, it's ball possession in DEFENCE, called "melina" football (=losing time).
Slamming celebrities is my favourite activity :), did you notice? lol.
But I just say facts, it's not completely an opinion, it's more facts.

(Messi suit by AC Milan's Dolce&Gabbana)

pretty good start of 2012... tabloids writing bullshit, jealous people accusing Liam and AC Milan, Noel Galliga lying, Man United stealing... nothing new, same old shit.

rumours say that Tevez is about to take a plane to Italy. Other rumours say the Heineken Jammin Festival 2012 this year will be in Milano instead of Venice. In any case, there would probably be Noel Galliga performing during his summer festivals tour ('cause Noel always copies - unknown word for him eh - the same things Liam does... marriages, divorces, concerts, first Milan then Rome, etc. just a few months later...must be that same management's fault... that management "not supporting"...).
I hope my tree of plums will give enough fruits for that day...
Anyway, I don't want to throw plums at Noel because of war... But I'm pretty sure there are some people around who would want tho :)

I was talking to another hero insulting who called himself a fan of Noel... then wait, let's have a look at his profile: born 1996 ?! 50 favourite bands, and no Oasis... Best band: Green Day ! ... the band Noel Gallagher hates more of all is Green Day! you know that one singing "american idiot" against Bush... In 2003 Noel SUPPORTED the war in Iraq. And he always say: american punk rock shite...
According to Alan, in 1996 Oasis were over... Green Day also copied Wonderwall, that's also why he hates them. Usually it's Noel copying... also Bon Jovi copied an Oasis song he hates... and of course it's a song Liam loves...you know which one... don't you? then, new competiton :), guess the song Noel hates and Liam loves :)
I give you a little help: it's one around the times of "Be here now" or "Standing on the shoulders of giants", 'cause he hates the whole albums.
Oh sorry, it's "shoulder", Noel was drunk that night (how rare eh...) and wrote it wrong.

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Mancini: Rooney got our captain sent off. We'll win the title now

MANCHESTER - Roberto Mancini last night accused Wayne Rooney of deliberately getting Vincent Kompany sent off.
Manchester City's skipper was red-carded after just 11 minutes of a thrilling derby for a two-footed lunge on Nani, although he clearly won the ball, without even touching Nani, who didn't even say anything.
Rooney ran to referee Chris Foy to complain. Mancini said: "It was not a red card. Rooney told him his decision. This type of tackle happened with Rio Ferdinand and other United defenders many times.
"The red card for Vinnie? No, it's impossible. But I don't want to talk about the referee because I want to stay on the bench for the next game."
City last night appealed against Kompany's dismissal which will carry a 4-game ban for their skipper because he has already been sent off this season. He would miss the league leaders' Premier League games with Wigan and Tottenham and the two Carling Cup games with Liverpool.
City striker Sergio Aguero said: "I seldom try to find excuses or comment on the referees. But the unfair expulsion of Vincent conditioned the whole game."
Mancini was also fuming that his side were not awarded a penalty late on for a clear handball by Phil Jones, and the ref gave a corner kick (confirming that Jones touched the ball).
City's boss said: "Yes, it was a penalty."
He was full of praise for the way his team fought back after going down to 10 men after 12 minutes.
"We played a good game. I'm happy with our performance and proud of my players.
"We didn't concede any chances to United in the second half and that is not easy when we've got ten players against United."
Mancini has warned United: you might have won this battle but we will win the war.
Now he believes the same belief and strength of character the team showed will carry them to a Premier League title triumph.
Alex Ferguson was furious with his team as they allowed a dominant position to slip away in the second half.
Now it will be Liverpool playing at home vs United in the FA Cup, to do justice for City.

10 January:
so... it wasn't even a foul and our captain got a 4 match-ban.
It was not even from behind, as other tackles that did not even get a yellow card...
I'd like to see all the people saying it was a red car, what will they think in case of a similar clean tackle by some English player sent off during Euro 2012 or World Cup 2014... there would be a revolution against Blatter

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Manchester United buying referees, nothing new

MANCHESTER - Manchester derby, City-United, FA Cup. Balotelli didn't play. Breaking news: as I predicted, United thieves clearly paid the referee... wasn't the English football the most tolerant for hard tackles? most absurd thing ever seen. They made a fool of themselves. Noel Gallagher would say: everybody hates the English. Mancini is even laughing. Our main defender and captain sent off after a few minutes: Kompany even took the ball only and got a red card. It wasn't even a yellow, wasn't even a foul! the United player is standing and doesn't say anything! The referee is miles away and judges on what Rooney claims! He's asking for a nonsense red card, saddest thing ever seen. Didn't they say that only in Italy these things happened?
Of course, for some United real tackles from behind, not even a yellow. Then the ref started to use cards, as if he felt he made a big mistake against City.
Now United supporters, them big bitches, are saying that also in the 1-6 they played without a player sent off...ah! that was a CLEAR red card, and it was in the second half!
This is a COMPLETE joke! handball in the box, it's a penalty for City and the ref gave a corner kick! so he clearly touched the ball!
Man of the match: the ref Chris Foy new footballer signed by Ferguson. Wondering why there were already so many Facebook pages against him... even with a fame of United fan...
City playing with 10 players vs United with 12...
Ok then let them go on in the FA Cup... we're gonna win the league.
What a joke... fake game. This match sould be re-played.
And City was even making a miracle in the second half...almost a draw. Even the supporters of other clubs on the websites around feel it's a big injustice, an outrageous scandal.
Two feet or not, Kompany won the ball and barely touched the player who didn't go down or moan to the ref. One of the best tackles ever seen. RIP football.

City is becoming great but clearly has no "political" weight yet, that is necessary in the long run. It seems they're slaves of some other teams... If they're giving Tevez to Inter, I'm not going to follow this club anymore.

Today I'm on strike and I'm not posting anything about Oasis. Very disappointing day.

Kompany: this red referee stinks of red old toilet

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Noel: Balotelli is not of this world

MANCHESTER - Derby day (FA Cup, only one game), it's not sure if Balotelli is playing (he is "injured"...= punished for some other disaster, lol). According to Manchester United fans, Manchester City are "buying" trophies... yeah, it's always better than buying referees. Oh, today it's not Webb...

They say "Utd will always win, money can't make you win"...the sentence is pointless, already contains the fact that something else is necessary, and we have it and we are winning.
They say "we always proved you were wrong"... yeah just like before the 1-6 when they said Balotelli was celebrating with fireworks too soon, 2 days before... he's a prophet. Just like Liam Gallagher, predicting things.
Other bullshit from red supporters: "winning the derby 1-6 doesn't win any cup".... right, but gives +3 points to win the league.
Arsenal got Henry, now United got Scholes back... next one: Shilton. They're desperate. The blues made them mad.
I noticed that even Man Utd fans love Balotelli... As I said a lot of time ago: at first you hate him, then you love him.

Noel Gallagher idolising Italians as usual (and usually using us): "I think we'd all agree that you can't fault anybody at that club at the minute. It's just amazing what's happening and the team that Roberto Mancini has put together.
"And we've all got Super Mario to keep us entertained! The absolute greatest living human being on the planet at the minute! He's not of this world. He's not like the rest of us.
"When he eventually leaves - like when (Kevin) Keegan left Newcastle and had to get lifted off the pitch in a helicopter - Mario's going to get fired out of a cannon and back into space where he came from! We all love him.
"The thing about him is that if he played for any other club in the country we'd all still love him, because he's a great character. And the word from City is that when they go on these kids' days, all the kids flock to him because he's like the naughty schoolboy or something.
"There's a little bit of Mario in all of us as well, because I've been sat in my bathroom sometimes thinking; it would be great to set this on fire wouldn't it!"
On the pitch Balotelli and City have enjoyed one their best starts to a season ever, including a 1-6 hammering of rivals Manchester United.

Ibrahimovic assist with a so-called "rabona" skill, in Italian artistic football 

(and Pato lob goal)

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DiLello, longest cocktail party, feat. Johnny Depp and Pretty Green

MILAN - Only the most beautiful people have their birthday on 9 June: Johnny Depp, Pretty Green and me :) and my sister (almost forgot her :).
He played guitar with Oasis (Fade In-Out and Fade Away warchild version  - Kate Moss playing tambourine, Liam & Lisa backing vocals).

former Oasis-Beady Eye frontman Liam Gallagher said there won't be a tour this year for the new album, because he's busy producing a Beatles film.
- the script is already written 

- maybe starring Johnny Depp (if it's possible to afford him)
- the clothes used are by Pretty Green (fashion line started in Milan) and the PG staff is preparing them (almost finished)
- the music is by the Beatles (if it's possible to have some rights), above all, maybe also covered by Beady Eye.
Liam doesn't know when it's completed (first, make a party is faster :) but we'll post news.
Meanwhile, you can read the book..

LOL. After Noel Gallagher saying and repeating that he likes Beady Eye and the Roller, it seems he could like also Liam's film... now we just have to wait his "positive review'" about Pretty Green :) ...that would be something like admitting that Liam's got the best hair...
"The Longest Cocktail Party: An Insider's Diary of the Beatles, Their Million-dollar Apple Empire and Its Wild Rise and Fall" is a rock history book by Richard DiLello, published in 1973 by Playboy Press, and reprinted in 1981 and 2005. The Longest Cocktail Party is one man's account of the history of The Beatles company Apple Corps, the breakup of the Beatles, and the beginning of their solo careers. The title is a reference to the press office's habit of entertaining members of the media, and the company's potential business partners, with expensive drinks, luncheons and perks — which ultimately led to a financial and spiritual hangover, as did the unrealised potential of the company.
DiLello served as the "house hippie" (formally termed Client Liaison Officer; a sort of in-house youth consultant and gofer) at Apple's Savile Row headquarters, from 1968 until 1970, becoming one-on-one acquainted with each of the Beatles, many of their wives and girlfriends, and also the inner circle of agents, managers, and others who worked for and with Apple. These included business manager Allen Klein, attorneys Lee Eastman and John Eastman, road managers (and Apple directors) Mal Evans and Neil Aspinall, press agent and author Derek Taylor, members of Apple bands Badfinger and White Trash, the staff and the countless visitors to the office.
DiLello covers events including the launching parties for Apple Records and artists like White Trash and Mary Hopkin, the ill-fated Apple Christmas party in 1968 (with two Hells Angels as guests), George Harrison instructing Peter Asher in 1969 to look up the band Raven while in New York, the Beatles's rooftop concert appearing in Let It Be, the lawsuits that began as the Beatles grew apart, and finally the closing of the Apple press office. His reports are described firsthand, always with a sense of humour, and a sense of hope.
In addition to shooting the cover portrait of Badfinger for their "Straight Up" album, DiLello also went on to write the script for the 1983 Sean Penn film "Bad Boys". This seemed an obvious avenue for DiLello, as "The Longest Cocktail Party" nearly functions as a film script in itself.
The several appendices to the book include the full text of the self-penned 'interview' issued by Paul McCartney with the prerelease copies of his first solo album ("McCartney"), that effectively announced the band's breakup in April 1970; a discography of Apple Records releases; a list of the Beatles' achievements as recording artists; and text of several British news articles about Apple.
On Friday 7 May 2010, it was confirmed that the book is to be made into a feature film. It is currently in development by Liam Gallagher's In 1 Productions.

Fade In-Out, Johnny Depp playing slide guitar, rossoneri red&black Milano Lambretta on the cover. 

The UK head of Playboy clubs was also the owner of the villa on Oasis' Be here now

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